Wambui 🦩💕

Your local wannabe international wakili🥁

[ً @artfuIchaos]

being both crazy and self aware is wild because i know what i am about to do is insane but I’m about to do it anyways.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Having a v@gina is a lot of work, it’s so sensitive…one wrong thing and you’re uncomfortable for weeks.😭

[Wambui 🦩💕 @apriesye]

@KenyaPower_Care Yo, haven't received tokens I bought last night.
Mtr no. 37232203341

[Wambui 🦩💕 @apriesye]

You can cut the tension on the pitch with a fucking knife.
#ENGARG

[Wambui 🦩💕 @apriesye]

Oh Lloris, what a time to be in retirement!
#FRAESP

[Wambui 🦩💕 @apriesye]

Someone take this fucking France goalkeeper off the damn pitch!
#FRAESP

[Mon🐉🖤 @Xuemeowng_]

Vamos hermosa
Apúrate

[J.A @jeremiahajayi_]

The effort required for casual sex doesn’t match its ROI.

[Jackie Avalos 🇬🇹🎋 @psicojackie_gte]

🇬🇹-.Portugal sin Cristiano, no es nada. Al igual que Argentina sin Infantino.

[princess mikaila 💚 🐅 @awesomemikaila]

Built this self esteem brick by brick

[jaylone🩸 @jaylonerf]

70% of this adult shit is learning how to control yourself.

[weather @dsxf234161]

it took her 9 months to make a joke

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

la mejor experiencia de lectura es encontrar una frase tan buena que tengas que cerrar el libro y mirar la pared durante un minuto

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

Sasa sema bila kutoa bubbles.

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

bricked up after a kiss? my type of man

[Kenya Wildlife Service @KWSKenya]

👀

[C @cyrusamanya]

You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say

By all means, have Principles and Standards.

[W @Wangariiii_]

There is no sane person that will look at this government and say, yea, we need a second term. No sane person!

[Wambui 🦩💕 @apriesye]

@heyitstessaa @Bunny_ngl Naaah just straight up copied and pasted.