April Smith

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@AliciLee @CZEdwards I love a good sexy “clone” for the colors or a singer 99 for the power.

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@TheEmilyDBaker I have never seen a Star Wars movie (please don’t kick me out of LawNerds)

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@IngrahamAngle How is this bad news?!

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@PoliticalBee @Sheri_Hill @gartmartin9 @kylegriffin1 #FledCruz

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@donwinslow @SenTedCruz Did he leave his DOG in the FREEZING house?!?!?

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@AOC I’ll do Veggie Fridays. My favorite “recipe” is fresh or frozen broccoli florets, spritzed with olive oil, seasoned with salt & pepper and then roasted at 425° for about 15 minutes.

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@HoustonChron Perry can kiss my lily-white ass - turn on the god damn heat!!

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@thatokiekid That’s some fucking bullshit! Turn on my goddamn heat!!

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@TheBloggess I am without power, but have water, and passing the time trying not to pee my pants reading Let’s Pretend This Never Happened

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@DanRather Does anyone know how to begin guessing what power bills will be at the going wholesale rate?! I’m a bit freaked out by the thoughts.

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@liberalokie23 I don’t like pimentos, so if it’s homemade and those are left out, I’m in! Makes awesome grilled cheese!!

[TooScrews @tooscrews]

@DevinCow
Republicans are red,
Dems are blue,
Nunes is not right in the head.
So you know what to do.

#NunesValentines

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

The house managers can call witnesses tomorrow. They should call Tuberville, McCarthy, and Beutler. Retweet to help get #CallWitnesses trending. Schumer has said they have the votes to make it happen. https://t.co/FOzrroayUe

[April Smith @april_may_not]

He had two days!!

(Because the other guys quit!!!)

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@Impeach_Today Ok. So I’m not crazy - I Did hear that. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[April Smith @april_may_not]

Did I just hear from defense “I don’t know if we’re under oath here”?

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@KillerMartinis

[Calvert Morgan @CalMorgan]

maybe I should take a nap before I get up

[April Smith @april_may_not]

@anne_theriault Haha - that’s not how I meant that to sound.