April Abney

indiana 🐝

[April Abney @aprilabney]

I miss the part of working in a hospital and having a patient ask to speak with the charge nurse so I would leave the room and walk back in and reintroduce myself. Like surprise bitch it’s still me

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

In February, the average price of a gallon of regular gas in the United States was $2.91. Now it’s $4.22 . That's what you get when you elect an idiot the president of the United States, allow him to start a war without congressional approval.

[April Abney @aprilabney]

@Andy April from Indiana wants to ask Rob: you said you were just voting with your gut, but your “gut” always seemed to line up perfectly with whoever already had heat on them. Were you actually leading those votes behind the scenes, or just making sure you were never the one out front

[April Abney @aprilabney]

@Andy April from Indiana wants to ask Candiace why Rob was suddenly so snakey for going with the house to vote out Lisa, but it was fine for you to come straight for Rob at the next round table.

Like… was it strategy when you did it and betrayal when he did?

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

oop I’ve been blocked 👀🫢😂

[April Abney @aprilabney]

@Allegiant sos I cannot check in

[April Abney @aprilabney]

THIQUE & All up in your mind 🙄

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

what song is Beyoncé performing here? (wrong answers only😭)

[April Abney @aprilabney]

This is my god

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

Beyoncé actually broke down because a fan had a sign saying "your music helped me through my miscarriages". this is everything🥺

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Sharing because it's the 3rd time I laughed at it today

[April Abney @aprilabney]

@LITTANY_ Cannot stop

[April Abney @aprilabney]

We are living the handsmaids tale

[April Abney @aprilabney]

Ok but why are hailey bieber’s hands so mesmerizing to watch put on skincare products

[April Abney @aprilabney]

People who get hot coffee on a day like today scare the fuck out of me

[April Abney @aprilabney]

This is the most boring mtv award show I’ve witnessed in 29 years 🫠

[April Abney @aprilabney]

Ran over a snake in the driveway today and I really don’t think I’ll ever get over it

[April Abney @aprilabney]

My HR is 400 trying to lay miles down

[April Abney @aprilabney]

highly DONT recommend taking pre workout before leaving for the gym and indeed not actually leaving for the gym

[April Abney @aprilabney]

@LITTANY_ What’s this

[April Abney @aprilabney]

@LITTANY_ OH I felt like a slug alright

[April Abney @aprilabney]

Delta 8 giving me roofie vibes ~ never again

[April Abney @aprilabney]

GI JANE IS CURRENTLY PLAYING ON BBC lmao