April Ventura

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

Tell me you're from California without telling me you're from California:
I went to #sprouts and bought avocados and coffee

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

@dannyoliva Always and forever

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

@Broadcasms Lost my mom last month. Today I missed her at the supermarket when I saw hostess pink snowballs

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

@PadmaLakshmi I'm cooking: dry aged new york steaks with ceaser salad & tomato cucumber & mozzarella salad

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

@parksandrec The burger contest

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

Did I just spend $100 a ticket for @taylorswift13 at the top @SoFiStadium? Yes I did. Am I currently unemployed? Yes I am. Did last month suck monkeybutt? Oh yea so much. Is Saturday my birthday? Again Yes. Do I regret my purchase? Not at all.

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

I'm raising money for Funeral services for Adeline (Ado). Click to Donate https://t.co/Pi9wlWvq8p

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

Ugh, I got a positive test result for covid. This will be my 2nd time having it. I already feel worse than the 1st. I'm fully vaxxed & had a booster. 🙄😥😷

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

@terrinh73 One year your mom wanted to take home our kitten. Your dad told her it's either Tracey or the cat. Lol

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

Having an inspiring time but lol if you know me you know I hate talking to people. Not good at the networking side of the hospitality industry

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

Wandering around nyc. I think I love it. I feel home

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOO

no no no

NO

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

@EASTLA_NEWS

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

The @USPS is now delivering one shipment of 4 COVID-19 tests per residential address.

All you need to do to request a shipment is enter your name, address and email here: https://t.co/q7B4PrL0z9

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

This morning when I took off the bra I slept in after wearing yesterday to take a shower, a piece of rice fell out. Yes I ate rice yesterday, for lunch. So that's where I'm at. How's your day so far?

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

🥺😢

[Sam Rubin @SamOnTV]

Very sad about this. I love the Monkees....
https://t.co/YJc06X1cZ0

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

Ooohhh. I want to go

[Eater LA @eaterla]

Living Food legend Alice Waters opens her LA restaurant tomorrow at the Hammer Museum — take a look inside https://t.co/fmUx2gFck9

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

@HiddenCash @Dangerous_Dinos Bacon

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

@Andy Robin hood

[April Ventura @aprilcat77]

Them: What did you do on your day off
Me: I drank wine
Them: and that's different how?
#triggered