April 🏳️‍🌈

Better late than never. Better safe than meaty.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“2000s songs are as old as 80s songs were in the 2000s.”

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

When I say, "I work for an animal rescue", what I'm really saying is, "I spend every day clearing up the damage that other people have created, for no money and no thanks."

#adoptdontshop #rabbitwelfare #animalrights #humanssuck #breedingamnesty #volunteerlife

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

Drank beer, ate pizza and cuddled a puppy... Today was a good day!

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

Choosing a cubical with a lock AND a toilet roll in #Wetherspoons is an art form 🖌️

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

@JamesSt89927149 Aha, you may think that but the answer is, nope. "All online requests are currently closed." ✌️✌️

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

Today... I fed the rabbits, cooked dinner, ate dinner, washed up and posted this tweet... all whilst on hold to the GP surgery. 😵
#doctorsappointments #whatajoke #wereallgonnadie

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

So proud of my Lewlew 💪

[Bristol Live @BristolLive]

He is now living a much healthier life - Man collapsed in Bearpit after reaching 'dangerous' weight https://t.co/Uz3FOMdZjD

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

I was today years old when I realised Viscount (the biscuit) is the same word as Viscount (the noble gentleman) and I've probably been pronouncing it wrong my entire life.

#latenightthoughts #viscount #lyonsbiscuits #englishlanguage

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

I would like to inform all the white cis-male tories who were hating on @TheBarbieMovie so hard, that you are the reason I decided to go watch it, and will now be recommending it to all my friends ✌️💖

[StrongGirlsClub @Swift_Addict]

Why are conservatives so scared of the Barbie Movie? What’s so scary about your kids learning about feminism? Or about women coming out the domestic sphere?

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

@Swift_Addict But you do, tho. 🤷‍♀️

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

How people react when you dare to give them the advice they asked for...

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

@Swift_Addict

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

Me after any minor inconvenience:
"Let's order Chinese!"

[Cheddar Gorgeous @CheddarGorgeous]

The suffering inflicted throughout human history in the name of 'tradition' far outweighs any ills of the supposed 'gay agenda'

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

@Swift_Addict I did indeed quote this in an email to the hotel after they told me it was the law.... They accidentally-on-purpose did not respond 😂😭 @BlueSeaHotels

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

British people!! Aparently there's now a law in Spain whereby they cannot switch on air-con unless the temperature of the room exceeds 27°c.
God help us!! 🥵

[Aida H Dee The Storytime Drag Queen @AidaHDeeDrag]

I went to a school where teachers would routinely "come out" about their sexuality. They talked about their heterosexual relationships and having kids. Some even went as far as making us read books with straight characters. Despite all this, i wasn't groomed into heterosexuality.

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

@FactsBimini @biminibabes Have you ever seen Bimini and Jack O'connell in the same room at the same time? 🤔 Nope? Must be the same person then 🤷‍♀️

[April 🏳️‍🌈 @aprilcdavey]

That. Lip. Sync. Was. ICONIC!!
#dragrace