Ape

robots can’t love

[Ape @aprilcrosss]

I don’t see Hutterites very often, but when I do, it’s always in a Victoria’s Secret

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Imagine shushing someone at paddington 3 at 10:30 pm

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Me

[ryann thompson @Ryannbree]

Happy birthday @aprilcrosss

[Ape @aprilcrosss]

I’m not even allowed to drive for DoorDash bc of my driving record and Penske handed me over those keys like it was a golf cart they do not give a damn

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

I forgot who said it first but it is indeed crazy that Uhaul will rent you a 27 ft truck with no training whatsoever

[Ape @aprilcrosss]

@Ryannbree Why didn’t I know you saved these tf

[Ape @aprilcrosss]

Honestly good on ya to the people that only sing kareoke one beat off. You know what you’re doing

[Ape @aprilcrosss]

@kenzziedean

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@Ryannbree I h8 those pencils

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We don’t call people skanks enough anymore

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Channeling my sophomore year of high school self (rage running to heavy metal, fueled entirely by spite)

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@Ryannbree Good thing I’m not pregnant

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@kenzziedean Stop beefing with the pugs

[Ape @aprilcrosss]

Is this something that happens when your frontal lobe fully forms? #replytweet

[Ape @aprilcrosss]

Terrible news. I fear I am becoming.. a morning person

[ryann thompson @Ryannbree]

@aprilcrosss

[Ape @aprilcrosss]

I was playing big buck hunter and got bored after like two rounds then I realized people do this for like days.. with way less opportunities

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Choke

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Gonna start sub tweeting people again

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I NEEd a fucking plankton ai cover album

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

The most dangerous men in the world