Andrew Sanders

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

I entered to win $35 tix to TINA - The Tina Turner Musical on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/1I80oq2Vfb

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

@jezlaird I slept under a $5000 bike on a wall once!

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

@ShaneWarne Warney I am reticent to criticize your view as you are a very astute observer of the game however I think we need new age thinking here. We (the Aussies) are set up to select the best possible team based upon the conditions and circumstances of the day. #selectorswillbevindicated

[Futbol World @FutbolWorId]

Interviewer: "Do you think Brazil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina?"

Pelé: "Yes."

Interviewer: "By how much?"

Pelé: "1-0"

Interviewer: 'That's it?"

Pelé: "Well, most of us are over 75 years old now."

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

Opinion: Seven reasons people no longer want to be teachers https://t.co/W0oGsQW0M0

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

@juniorwaugh349 no Ashton Turner? #haveyoubeenwatching @ScorchersBBL

[Scotford Fennessy @SFPerth]

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[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

Go Scorchers! #madetough #scorchers

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

#douth https://t.co/4eS8fqtlUA

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

Spectacular Smiths Beach #douth #schoolhols @jeraldos84

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

Don’t think I’ve ever agreed with Colin Barnett but he is right when he says @MarkMcGowanMP that it would be an embarrassment with a crowd cap @OptusStadium

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

@MarkMcGowanMP crowd cap @OptusStadium would be a joke! #whatsthepoint #whybuildit

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

@ScorchersBBL awesome victory. 4 from 4. @bradhodge007 that’s called unearthing local talent. You can do that in Melbourne too you know!

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

@CateMc3273 the WACA is alive and well. Stop talking crap! #paceandbounce

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

Yanks and guns...no idea! There’s an easy statistical measure we use called correlation! #basicmaths

[ERS Recruitment @ERS_Recruit]

How every job in Australia is going to change https://t.co/si9c08GXnU

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

Nannies go online with the rise of the nanager https://t.co/pHUkx8BRRn via @smh

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

@anilkumble1074 I suspect you will rethink your comments about the quality of this @CricketAustrala team. #footinmouth #winners

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

#MadeTough #BBLfinal

[Andrew Sanders @aprilfoolajs]

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