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[tiff’s tower of terror @terribletiffy12]

I’m really tired of the bimbo act. You went to a good university, set up a scholarship for students, and started your own businesses but you’re going to say you’ve never read a book? Come on.

I hope young women know that it’s okay to be hot and smart. They don’t cancel out.

[Patience...🪬 @Patiencexx4]

Kevin Hart cheated so much on his first wife that she left. As a matter of fact his second wife is one of the women he was cheating with

Then he cheated on wife #2 multiple times - while she was pregnant might I add - and an audio recording of him actively having sex (cheating on her) came out

He cheat so hard J. Cole made a song about it!! 😭

[just rue🇵🇸🇪🇬 @prettysadleo]

if reincarnation is real id like to come back as a cat to a girl who always wanted a cat but wasnt allowed to

[c ☆ @tintafey]

new photo of god on set of the bible

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

…well who did it then? the woman proved that every detailed event occurred. her needing the tampon surgically removed because of how brutally she was raped, we’ve record of. you were found liable in court based on evidence. so… is the claim now that you were framed? or is “nuh uh” the argument here?

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[alxndr @alexaldente]

This man is going on two decades of consistently proving he is an absolute piece of shit and it’s so embarrassing that anyone still listens and supports him

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

Being a woman in a nutshell right here

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the body craves blue raspberry

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

when a song starts playing in public and you have no one to say "they sang this on glee"

[noël ⋆｡°✩ HL BOSTON @dilfoy]

“your 20s are for—“ enough my 20s are for rediscovering all of my interests from 6th grade and realizing that actually 12 year old me was kinda onto something

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[GL @gldivittorio]

Take your three wildest guesses at the song someone made this Jalen Hurts/Patrick Mahomes fancam edit to then click on the video

[randy ✨️ SNOOPY DAY @planetarymoth]

WRONG! nutty putty cave incident.

[feline priestly 👠👠 @trulystreep]

they already did, it’s called Mamma Mia and everyone loves it😍

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[cosmicbunny @HopzzJuicy]

See you at 8
Me at 5:30