𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 🦋

not born in april.

[🏆 gracie ☆ @lesbichuu]

when rod beats them all with hammers in my dreams tonight bussi will be fed grapes and fanned with leaves

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Yeah. That’s why a lot of women reduce their natural friendliness so it’s not mistaken for a green light.

[Ayelén @slaplenicv]

Yeah hockey is so back

[Ryan Henkel @RyanHenkel_]

Brind'Amour: "He's going to want that one back, but he's the reason we even got the point."

[🇲🇦 @Youbii]

Having a stress free QB room >>>

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

carrying eggs in my pocket for the day I ever see klay thompson in public

[al @misaminten]

a young prospect died earlier this month due to overextension and medical neglect and now you’re saying you let someone play with a fucking skull fracture this sport is a joke when it comes to player safety fucking do better

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i'm angry and i hear someone say "she's always like that"

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

The most special Storm Surge of all time

[alexis ⸆⸉❤️‍🔥 @alexisham13]

“The self harm of never being where you are” is one of those TS lyrics that will stay with me forever like oof that’s a gut punch

[TAY CAPONE ‼️ @TaySixO]

Lamar and Jalen hurts got called glorified running backs and racial slurs for having all those rushing tds but Josh Allen who has more rushing tds than passing tds through 3 games this season gets called Superman …fuck outta here

[sloth @theopposum1234]

Give them all raises and better jobs.
They’re heroes.

[V @kayis33]

“nearly everything i know about love, i’ve learned in my long-term friendships with women”

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Raise that banner, boys

[JUICE ♟️|🇱🇷 @ChosenUn0__]

I send you this just know I’m about to make shit happen

[diamond targaryen 🩷💜💙 @nnatusucks]

imagine this being your first introduction to love island and now you have to watch girls stay with men who don’t make them breakfast or let them sleep in soul ties

[nara ★ @lvrprongs]

Sure let me check my calendar (opens nhl app)

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

NFL week 3 meeting

[˚｡⋆୨୧˚Ash 🇭🇹˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ @ashmq200]

People get way too worked up when it comes to rom coms. What happened to the art of just having fun and enjoying silly romcoms? The Love Hypothesis should not have you this pressed….