April 🌼

I'm a girl not a mackerel

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

If I don't put an exclamation mark at the end of every sentence how will people know I'm kind and non-threatening?!

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

Books shouldn’t be allowed to be movies, they need to be full seasons of tv shows only - this has been inspired by The Time Travellers Wife and The Women in the Window

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

Who let patio chair cushions be $100…each

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

It’s all fun and games being a trinket girl until you have to move

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

for legal reasons no I did not have a patient do a shot of fire ball out of her purse at the beginning of her appointment

[petra @yayodiary]

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

@lindsay_meehan @deidralouisee When is this??!!

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

talking about the weather isn’t small talk !!! what could be bigger than our grand and glorious sky

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

@jakubowski_h You’re doing amazing 💕 try a mild muscle relaxant at night to help prevent night clenching as well and give yourself little face stretch/massage breaks

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

Not to be dramatic but waiting until we move to go thrifting is the hardest thing I’ve ever done

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

Being home alone & sick is a lot of me using voice to text instead of actually typing things out

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

GRWM but everyday it’s just me putting on the same black scrubs & claw clip in my hair, by the flashlight on my phone

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

$$ Vet bill ✅
Flat tire ✅
Dead battery ✅

Is it over yet….?

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

What is Joe Biden’s plan to get Taylor Swift to fit 229 songs into a two hour set

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

@RileyHatePage Who am I to get in the way of your calling. Crabs be paranormal af

[April 🌼 @apriloosterhoff]

Quitting my job to become a Crab Fisherman.

[Indeed Canada @IndeedCanada]

There are so many delightfully unexpected and unconventional jobs out there waiting to be found. Tell us what job jumps out at you!

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

if you feel like you have to “water down” ur personality for someone else they don’t deserve to be in your life. if you have to be a less intense version of yourself to be palatable for someone else they don’t deserve your presence. period

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

So mad I don’t own this