Dead April Walking

Something evil is being arranged.

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Pictured: God’s strongest angel on her smoke break

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@marinersfan74 Sure thing!

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They are trying to kill me at work

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Where is the alt right pipeline located?

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Home is where the cart is💕

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Coat weather🔥🔥🔥

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Last night was a prophecy

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Random old lady at work said “you are such a pretty girl”
They’re tear-baiting me in the drive thru

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I feel like a specimen

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Jacob jones is so hot

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@shr00miebutmore Is that any way to speak to your oomf…

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Light work

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Trans women with short hair and no FFS are stronger than the marines

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*trying to flirt at the bar*
“Do you wanna like, larp a loving relationship with me?”

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Coffee + cigarette >> monster + vape

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*trying to impress the cashier at gas station*
Yeah I smoke, but for very nuanced reasons

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I’m the sexiest person at the Magic The Gathering: Reality Fracture Prerelease

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Why is a height gap relationship so much harder than an age gap relationship

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What’s the term for getting blue balled but for league of legends?

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@marinersfan74 👀

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A good no-makeup pic is worth 3 makeup pics