April Kuhnert

automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, and funky fresh 💎 music teacher 🎼 she/her

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All I want to do is eat chocolate and listen to ABBA

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It’s really interesting when you end up in a healthy relationship after a toxic one. Like this is what it feels like when your boyfriend doesn’t actively hate you???

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Say what you want about Burger King, but they listened to the people and did what McDonalds refused to do: gave us SNACK WRAPS!!! And they’re actually pretty dang good

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Current mood: Nick Miller giving up on love and focusing on tomatoes

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@McGovernator94 Omg thank you so much!!

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Why did nobody tell me that Aly & AJ are still pushing out bops?? Their latest album is fantastic!

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@freshbakedrye Me too 😩😩

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I wish my job could be beach

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Ok but for real how has this not happened yet??

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Quick, somebody propose to me so I can do this

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Losing my mind at this llama dressed like a groomsman

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Incredible

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

enneagram types of veggietale characters:

1-bob the tomato
2-petunia rhubarb
3-laura carrot
4-madame blueberry
5- archibald asparagus
6-pa grape
7-larry the cucumber
8-mr. lunt
9- junior asparagus

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Too accurate

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I meeeaaaaan

[starnectar @astrology_witch]

BEYONCÉ’S RENAISSANCE ERA LOOKS
🪩 sun / moon / rising 🪩

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This is my favorite one!!!!

[Azzip Pizza @AzzipTweets]

Love It Elote: A fiesta for your taste buds! 🌽🍕 This summertime favorite features Mexican Street Corn Sauce, Fire Roasted Corn, Chorizo, Cotija Cheese, Cilantro, and a Lime Wedge, but it's only here for June!

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!!!!!

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A new trailer for ‘BARBIE’ has been released.

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Mary birthed Jesus
Esther saved the Israelites
Miriam saved Moses
Rahab protected Israelite spies
Deborah brought peace to Israel for 40 years
Jael did the job no man would do and saved the Israelites
Ruth stayed with Naomi, and from her family line came Jesus

Respectfully, shhh

[Owen Strachan @ostrachan]

God has staked everything on men.

Strong men are the foundation of a strong marriage.

Strong men are the foundation of a strong home.

Strong men are the foundation of a strong church.

Strong men are the foundation of a strong society.

God has staked EVERYTHING on men.

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PSA SHE’S THE MAN IS ON HULU!!!!!

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Can someone please tell me to stop letting men make me feel bad about myself? Because apparently I don’t listen if I’m the one saying it 🙃

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The “Menzies” episode of New Girl is genuinely so funny. It makes me laugh every time