Sara Goertz

Decide what to be and go be it.

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

@HCCAdmissions @jennafischer

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

In case you poetic, noble land-mermaids haven’t heard yet… There are only 24 more hours until “A Parks and Recreation Special”.

[tom ellis @tomellis17]

Some people have asked me to clarify that I was indeed joking about injecting clorex....I mean sure I’m joking. But if Trump wants to try it on himself first then I’d be up for that in all seriousness. #TrumpMD

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

@sassyblackdiva

[Chaos @Chaosxsilencer]

they put Tom Brady's denied high five in #Madden20 😆

@EAMaddenNFL

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

@Coach_Cervantez hope you didn’t have any Terrys or Shawntaes over last night.

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

1/ This Father’s Day, I compiled the most on-brand anecdotes of my dad, who is basically an Asian Ron Swanson. Thread:

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

👀

[Matthew Boling @matthew_boling1]

Bet

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

GOT's Oreos😳 are just as shocking as the red wedding but much more appetizing. @CardiBree81 https://t.co/lMmtDhdq8z

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

Just sharing my sunflower seeds with Estabon. @ Hutchinson Community College https://t.co/1RruJK9v7O

[Phillies a fraud @jedifernando57]

@lleibowitzz @mattzollerseitz Zac Efron burned his face with Michael Scott’s George Forman grill.

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

@schmohawk05 @JimmyKempski I struggle with a lot of parenting decisions but this is an easy hell to the no.

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

@WeigelLesley @CardiBree81 That could be our next trivia name🤣😂

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

That is one fancy clarinet! @CardiBree81 @WeigelLesley @Coach_Cervantez @TobyCornejo

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day 💋💋💋

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

@CardiBree81 Nothing could be better than Straight Outta Scranton performed at halftime.

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

@CardiBree81 I think I will start with watching The Masked Singer and get deadlier from there.

[Sara Goertz @aproxy]

My drive home was scary enough without this song coming on 😬

[Hutchinson Community College @HutchCCNews]

Due to the forecast for inclement weather and road conditions, all Hutchinson Community College locations will be closed on Thursday, February 7. Stay safe and warm. We look forward to seeing you on Friday! @adastraradio @HutchNews @KHUT_KHMY_News @KWCH12 @KAKEnews @KSNNews