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PretaMaria to em maceio! amanha de manha te ligo!! saudade bjo

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N da W: Amanhã tem Kid Abelha no RJTV 1a Edição - TV Globo

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NOTA DA WEBMASTER: KID ABELHA ESTREIA NOVA TURNE HOJE EM CURITIBA - TEATRO GUAIRA 21H

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No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

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I got the pac man fever pac man fever driving me crazy

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Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

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I succeed him; no one could replace him.

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No time to change your fate, no time left, it's too late.

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Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

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Yo momma so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach

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Demonic kink?

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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

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Peace with honor.

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In the room the women come and go, talking of Michelangelo.

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Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

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Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

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Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

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$0 is so ugly, the only thing that makes him/her look good is distance.

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Marley was dead: to begin with... Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.