Eric [REDACTED]

FILE ID 65993192D - Notes: He works in the Kitchen. He doesn't talk much.

[Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef]

*Confetti is deployed on top of him.*

[Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef]

*Bakes a birthday cake.*

[Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef]

*Toots on party blower.*

[Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef]

@OEC_GLaDOS *Confirms nothing*

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

Remember, in 2 hours and 45 minutes, you will be able to listen to the OEC Podcast, Episode 2.

I’m not one to give away details, but it is rumored that @ApSciChef will be making a guest appearance.

Don’t quote me on that.

[Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef]

@ImEleanorShelby @BlackMesaMerc @ApSciSurrogate @Mattbatcraz @Miri_Below @ApSciGenetics @ApSciLydia @ApSciKatt *They lock eyes. Then he glances at Katt and sighs again.* Good luck, sister.

[Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef]

@ImEleanorShelby @BlackMesaMerc @ApSciSurrogate @Mattbatcraz @Miri_Below @ApSciGenetics @ApSciLydia @ApSciKatt *Sighs and places a hand on her shoulder.* Much as I want to save our loved ones, I think the best thing we can do is restore GLaDOS to power. If Emily falls, the creatures fall, and everyone will be safe. Perhaps it's best to see to that first.

[Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef]

@BlackMesaMerc @ApSciSurrogate @Mattbatcraz @ImEleanorShelby @Miri_Below @ApSciGenetics @ApSciLydia @ApSciKatt *He listens. And then starts whistling.*

[Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef]

@BlackMesaMerc @ApSciLydia @ApSciKatt @Miri_Below @ImEleanorShelby @ApSciSurrogate @ApSciGenetics *Gives a begging look at Eleanor.*

[Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef]

@BlackMesaMerc @Miri_Below @ApSciLydia @ImEleanorShelby @ApSciKatt @ApSciSurrogate @ApSciGenetics *Clenching his fists and teeth.* She is /not/ going with you.

[Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef]

@ImEleanorShelby @BlackMesaMerc @ApSciKatt @ApSciSurrogate @Miri_Below @ApSciLydia @ApSciGenetics No, you are not.