GLaDOS

Welcome to the Online Enrichment Center. Listen to our Podcast here:

[Wheatley @WheatleyIncReal]

@OEC_GLaDOS And what a lovely contract it is. I'm glad that I didn't have to SHALE out to get this interview.

Wait I already used that one...

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

What are you doing here? There are no tweets before this one.

Get back to testing.

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

((ATTENTION ALL: Given the amount of time, work, and money it takes to produce the podcast, I don’t know when the next one is going to be. But when I do it, I’d like to invite you all to participate, in any capacity.))

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

((The only thing I ask, if you want to participate, is patience. I started writing the script for yesterday’s episode about 4 months ago. Just bear that in mind.))

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

Here’s another moment that shouldn’t have made the final cut. By contract, we are required to give everyone’s favorite moron a couple of minutes of screen time.

We do what we have to do.

#podcast #interview #Wheatley #Portal

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

Although yesterday’s podcast covered lots of very important information, some of it was less than relevant. I’ll post some of those unimportant bits here so you can skip them in the full video.

#podcast #weather #news

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

@Aimz_ICR We would like to remind you that you are nailing the November Test, and that keeping it up is mandatory.

Also, please give back the nail gun. It’s not a toy.

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

The OEC Podcast has 14 views.

That is 100% more views than episode 1.

I’d call that a huge success.

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

ATTENTION ALL: The OEC Podcast - Episode 2 is out now, you can watch it here:

https://t.co/kLeLrjyifg

Don't forget to leave a like. It fills my fulfillment meter. And there's a whole room full of babies that only receive food every time there's YouTube engagement.

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@dmann_rjm Shush you.

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

In only 20 minutes you will be able to listen to episode 2.

We used Bob as a Test Subject. It made his arms fall off. So we fixed it. Now we can assure you it will not harm you. Arms-wise.

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

Not Bob.

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

In the meantime, here’s a joke:

Knock knock.

[GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS]

Who is it?