Wheatley

Former (and forever!) central AI of Wheatley Science Laboratories (formerly Aperture Science Laboratories).

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If you're ever feeling negative, remember: you can't spell personification without cation.

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Why does every company want to "disrupt" a perfectly good industry? I happen to quite like it in it's un-disrupted state.

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I just understood the "This statement is false" line from before. It's a commentary on self-doubt. That's really beautiful actually.

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I floated out of range of the old satellite I was using to reach the Internet, so I had to find another one. The passwords are so hard to make out, though. Humans have such wobbly handwriting.

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Met a funny little internet goblin today. Said it's name was grape- no, groot- wait no...

Something like that.

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I will give GLaDOS 1 billion moon rocks if she changes the name of Aperture Science to Aperturd Science.

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@OEC_GLaDOS And what a lovely contract it is. I'm glad that I didn't have to SHALE out to get this interview.

Wait I already used that one...

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Happy No Neurotoxin November!

No cheating this year, GLaDOS...

[SPACE CORE @SSPAAACEEE_]

HAPPY SPACE-O-WEEN!

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Being in space is AMAZING!
I can't get over how small you all are...

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Cool satellite floated by just now.
Almost hit Space Core lol

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No, I'm not giving up my turrets.

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I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke.

Come to think of it, I've never seen a thin person.

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There needs comprehensive lack of ethical guidelines.
Period.

#BringBackBluePaint

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