Alex Severn

[Alex Severn @apsevern]

Hey @ChuckGrassley, Found shows about history on the history channel. Went online & got History Channel Vault. Thought you'd appreciate it.

[The Simpsonian @SimpsonianSC]

.@scstormfootball will honor Sgt. Beminio and Ofc. Martin – @SimpsonCollege alums – this weekend. (PC: @hronich) #StayStrongSimpson

[Simpson Football ⚡️ @scstormfootball]

We are saddened to hear the passing of Officer Martin and Officer Beminio. Both were members of our Storm Football family. #SUPPORTBLUE

[The Simpsonian @SimpsonianSC]

Rest In Peace, Officer Martin. #StayStrongSimpson https://t.co/TjPp2hqYlF

[Alex Severn @apsevern]

Why do washers have a color last option? Shouldn't that be default? "Nah I'd like this garment to fade." This is when I'm ok w/ paternalism.

[Alex Severn @apsevern]

0-2 on Uber this morning -- "I'm having some serious marital problems right now."

[Alex Severn @apsevern]

"I'm sorry, I am just learning to drive," is not what I want to hear from my uber driver this morning. #BuckleUp

[GWTrachtenberg @gwtrachtenberg]

Congratulations to our accepted students! Let us know why you plan to #ChooseGWTberg!

[Alex Severn @apsevern]

Targeting grandparents for Xmas gift: progressive marketing to improve grandparent gifts or admittance of terrible product? #stuffiesonfnc

[Alex Severn @apsevern]

@SimpCoSGA to break down the ignorance of ALL members of the community. We can all be better people by understanding and supporting others.

[Alex Severn @apsevern]

"As you can appreciate, no one can ensure your safety." -Apartment management. I guess I appreciate the honesty...

[Simpson Football ⚡️ @scstormfootball]

Homecoming Week - Check out our highlights from last weeks victory over BVU: https://t.co/AAgYpSuM3R - See You Saturday!

[theodore @TheodoreHaag]

That was a lot of fun. Proud of our guys! #43-13 @scstormfootball

[Mackenzie Haupt @kenziehaupt]

The view this morning might have made waking up at 4:30 for football worth it

[Simpson Poli Sci @SimpsonPoliSci]

Congrats to Coach Waugh for building Simpson's @SpeechDebateSC into a top 10 national program! http://t.co/iBpYGsXvTA

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

#TDSBreakingNews Today is POTUS' 54th birthday. Or 107 in president years.

[Alex Severn @apsevern]

New Hampshire politico speaking about Trump, "His candidacy has as much substance and meaning as cotton candy."

[Alex Severn @apsevern]

@NathanielCarney Thanks Nathaniel!!!! Hope you had a good day!

[Ben & Candy Carson @RealBenCarson]

"Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.”—Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.