Andy P. Smith

We're all just walking each other home. 🌌 Copywriting @blendlabsinc Formerly @betaworkstudios Author of @CanYouSurvive__ and @100thingsphish

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

Some light summer reading... CAN YOU SURVIVE 2020
Inside you'll find:
🤑 Billionaire murders
🦠 Coronavirus consipiracies
👽 Aliens (greys and lizard people)
😱 Ghost ninjas
🕹️ 34 different endings

Take a look!
https://t.co/EIj1M15x4w

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

@jerrysaltz @Mr_Alligator haha don't think Jerry was there but I dig it

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

@autotone If I told you that the earth is flat - is that an opinion variation? Do you think Sagan would be cool with having “Cosmos” on the Science shelf next to the book “My Pancake Planet”? 🥞✨

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

In case anyone was wondering what the vibe is like in NYC real estate rn... https://t.co/N5gP9v3lYO

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

We’re doomed.

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

✨Christmas Is Over (2021)✨ @ Greenpoint https://t.co/q0LwOOtnL9

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

As many of you know, my wife and I had a baby girl this summer and I wanted to share a reflection on my experience with @blendlabsinc's generous paid family leave program. Lmk what you think! #showusyourleave https://t.co/A4CRvjxHzY

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

😎

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

Evolution?

[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

Dress right for hostile architecture
via Sarah Ross

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

You can just go right ahead now and fuck off.

[Homo Digitalis @DigitalisHomo]

This is how Walmart envisions Shopping in the #Metaverse.

Thoughts? 💭

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

@LazyLightning55 Yes. 100% yes.

But a 27-min Egg in a Hole would be something.

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

@lucyruth It me. 🤫

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

My kingdom for two seasons

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

@greenpnyt Fantastic story

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

More of this please

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

@_5S2S_ This one just hit different. So epic.

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

Welp, I suppose this is it. The singularity is upon us

[IllimarLepikvonWirén @iLepikVonWiren]

Modern times in Estonia. A robot which had become stuck in the snow, saw me coming, and asked with a synthesised voice whether I could help out. So I did, and both of us carried on with our day.

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

Not all heroes wear capes 👏🏼

[Rob Dobi 🏁 @Robdobi]

i called a conservative morning show and tried to name as many punk bands as i could before they caught on.

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

God bless the wiener circle

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

@bizarchive please settle a bet for me? Set break 2/3 music... did or did they not play Boris the Spider?

[Andy P. Smith @apsmithnyc]

@VelvetSeaWader