APT 49

When life gives you anal, make coffee. Fucked? Yes. Dysfunctional? Yes. Funny? Hell yes! We are LB, LN, BBB, Lace and Finn.

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Do dicks have density?

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If you're not drunk on a Sunday night, are you really living life?

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1.5 liters of wine later and we are playing banana grams but can can spell better drunk #LB #LB #Finn

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#Lace "IF IT DOESNT FIT IT MY MOUTH ITS NOT GONNA FIT IN MY BUTT"

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#BBB "there's some sadistic enjoyment in giving someone a boner"

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#Lace: "if I heat anymore of this I'm going to get cancer" *heating nachos in a non microwave safe bowl*

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#LN: did you put that ice cube down your shirt? #Lace: "it was someone's birthday so I sent a tit pick and wanted my boobs to be perky"

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#BBB "I don't give a fuck if it's pity! It's money!" #LB "Ladies and gentlemen.. I present to you America"

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BBB: "Everyone knows Skippy is the best!" *looks down at PB* "..as I'm holding a jar of Jif."

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What do you do on Tuesday night? #NudeFest

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#LN is too perky... in more ways than 1 ;)

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What size liquor can you fit under your tits?? #BBB can fit a handle of skyy #LB can hold scotch and #Lace can hold a beer bottle

[jay atkinson @atkinson97_jay]

I have 5 groups of people in my life 1. Family 2. Friends who are family 3. Friends 4. Acquaintances and 5. People who I'm not close to

[lauren louise. @_laurenlouise__]

i want a die a little more than usual today so that's nice :)

[lauren louise. @_laurenlouise__]

it's time people start giving a shit about mental health.

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Someone's going to be castrated...

[bort @heavybretting]

Cool dad: I'll have whatever all the young people are eating these days
Waiter: Alright I'll put you down for the ass

[WSU Confessions @WeberConfesses]

"My shits are so enormous I am genuinely surprise wen the toilet flushes on the first try"

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@atkinson97_jay Dammit

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Please bring wine to APT 49