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[Wes @6ManYT]

This is the best athlete role model any kid could have. Fucking love this guy

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

No fifth place swimmer has ever been less silenced in the history of anything

[Nila @glukupikron]

Being a boy and listening to MJ Lenderman probably feels good as fuck

[… @Unkle_K]

You cannot learn complex topics in 20 minutes. This is why you guys are confident and stupid

[seosamh 🇵🇸 @dayglowj0e]

in the same way maga let all of sydney sweeney’s films flop last year, they also don’t really listen to music either. they are cultureless, which is why they get so angry when they see someone like bad bunny celebrating his.

[tio 🍋 @amoonshapedbool]

*in the tune of oasis supersonic* i need to kill myself

[ciro✏️ @cirodisegna]

When my son says we should have ice cream for dinner

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Uncle just called ja morant a thug and said clairo doesn’t have mainstream pop sensibility with a raw, indie, elliott smith-esque pen. Yea.. this might get messy

[will @aptedw1]

@cesareasion obstacle 1 -> nyc -> pda is just silly

[A Wilhelm H. Macy Gray @_KINGxCROW_]

Literally never heard this record. Not a single song. But I have such an appreciation for the hold it has on my Caucasian musician friends.

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

happy memorial day

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

94 years ago today, the BBC ran out of news and aired piano music instead

[will @aptedw1]

@cesareasion wow 14 replies in half an hour this was a banger

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Who tf is Mr. Chuckles

[shirt @waivemyfee]

girl who can’t afford therapy right now: my parents divorce was so lynchian lol

me confusing david lynch with david byrne while trying to show off my borat impression: this is not mah beautiful wife

[will @macIunkey]

how I text the boys after a healthy Fortnite win