50 shades of fey 🐣

Retweeter | Loves your dog and your cat.

[50 shades of fey 🐣 @apurrva]

Reasons to love hozier:
1. Hair
2. What man does a cover of ‘say my name’?
3. WHO WRITES ‘When my time comes around
Lay me gently in the cold dark earth
No grave can hold my body down
I'll crawl home to her’?
4. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

[Covie @covie_93]

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

it's almost april 1st... will you be my fool?

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

i love being around people who don’t see silence as awkward

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Why the fck are there people named Charles? You are ONE Charle.

[fishious @fishquichee]

Can i come over and ask you various ethical dilemmas

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

messaging my coworker who is a full grown man: hey girl got a question for uuu

[rachel brown bot @postingcontent]

getting an apple watch to record my health data so the military knows i’m worthless

[hunter @3gpmh]

i haven’t met all of me yet

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[emily chickinson 🐓 @georgie61329]

It’s incredible that birds can make such nice nests… like they don’t even have hands

[julia @juumelo_]

I am a beautiful girl having to use excel so you can imagine what kind of stress I am under

[erin @maizie_star]

it’s important to go for a walk and notice the buds on the ends of the tree branches

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

(waking up drenched in sweat) nooo my toxins. I was collecting those

[❀ @deallium]

shoutout to trees dancing in the wind i couldn’t do it without you

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Replying "love is love!!!" on a photo of a couple I think is ugly

[yobobby @y0b0bby]

the voices except they tell me nice and reassuring things

[fishious @fishquichee]

Calling in sick because the fields and meadows demand my attention

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

To the next generation of kids: good luck finding usernames

[ravn @mfnravn]

donating my brain to science so y’all can study a real bitch

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

loving 2 birds with one stone