Apoorv Pandit

I tweet about music, travel and building digital stuff. Delhi, Mumbai, Bangalore to London via @Cambridge_uni . Also

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

This is product management at its most unhinged

[Prem Soni @ValueWithPrem]

Blinkit knows when your toddler has your phone, and it’s lowkey terrifying.

I was trying to trick my toddler that chocolates were out of stock, so I typed gibberish (the way a toddler would) into the search.

Look at the exact products the app served up as a fallback.

[Rob Hallam @robj3d3]

It's official, we have AGI.

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

I live in the area and am ever so amused at the casual tolerance to flooding at this spot - it’s part of the local history and culture. The pub next door gets flooded as well and rather than shut down, it offers free wellies boots to patrons.

[Barney & Chris @AmbroseBarnaby]

The Thames with Richmond Bridge in the background.

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

Yes it looks like Europe - a rather squalid part of southern Europe, the type that even Europeans worry about starting to look like Kolkata.

[Sayantika @SayantikaSays]

Believe me, this is not Europe,
It's Kolkata. No other city can ever match the Aura of Kolkata 🙌🏻❤️

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

@bcherny How well does it perform cost optimisation against given constraints? Eg I want a flight from London to Istanbul but only from Heathrow with take off between 9 am and 11 am, and layover no longer than 3 hours.

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

Never underestimate how much time and effort you can waste by trying to automate a process you do not understand manually.

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

The “Americans” here being Indians with that other passport

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Americans are going to extraordinary lengths to get their hands on Indian mangoes. “I literally stop whatever I'm doing.” https://t.co/GyFcSrmiYG

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

i briefly thought he was qt-ing a tmc politician and calling them a dum dum

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Thank you Dum Dum.

TMC is losing.

BJP is winning!

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

How dare they insult the Amritsari special dosa as inauthentic South Indian

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

Unpopular opinion but, you can find good north indian food in south india, but you can’t find authentic south indian food in north india.

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

@GamewithDave Quake III

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

<Cringe 4th wall knock>

<Gibberish weak reasoning>

"This is how I self-justify raiding someone else's $500m."

[isa⚡️ @isabellasg3]

There are so many things wrong with this, I don’t even know where to begin.

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

I mean how by knowing Claude does it automatically follow that one can build a better Frontend?

[Hussein Kanji @hkanji]

Hey @British_Airways can you share API access to your backend so I can rewrite your piss poor mobile and web frontend in Claude?

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

Uncomfortable truth: Misal pav is utter oily slop that nobody likes but talks up due to peer pressure of appearing culturally aware.

[Indian Infra Report @Indianinfoguide]

🚨Three Indian Dishes ranked among 50 Best Breakfasts in the World.(Taste Atlas)

•Misal Pav-18th rank
•Paratha - 23rd rank
•Chole bhature- 32nd rank

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

Wha kind of breakfast gets done in 15 minutes?

[Smita Prakash @smitaprakash]

To the Principal, staff and students of Miranda College, Delhi University, you need to respect the Chief Guest you invite for your events. I was there for a no show! I have posted the videos and pix here so that you learn that tardiness equals to disrespect. No staff and 4-5 students. Flow chart & evidence posted

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

@Farz1engineer67 Juhu, Lokhandwala, 4 bungalow, not poor the last I checked.

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

Unfortunately on my Mumbai visit, all I saw was dug up roads and roadside garbage piles. Must learn how to fly amidst the tops of skyscrapers like these people to feel the vibes in this video.

[Amαr 🇮🇳 @Amarrrrz]

Mumbai is the kind of city you visit once, but still feel like coming back again. Every time, it feels new……. the sea, the lights, the energy. Mumbai never feels enough.

📍Mumbai, Maharashtra 🇮🇳

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

@ShrivastavAni I took this trip for 2 years of my life, stared eagerly with childlike wonder at this train crossing train via bridge moment every single day

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

Feels like @IndiGo6E is instigating passengers to cancel and walk away with a refund with these regular 5-minute schedule tweaks so seats sold cheaper get freed up and resold at higher prices to cover more expensive jet fuel

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

@IndiGo6E Hi, I DM'ed you the requested details. Please help

[Apoorv Pandit @apurv]

@IndiGo6E I have been getting this error for my flight rescheduling on the "plan b" website and cannot proceed. Please help?