AP World MP

AP World. AP Life. MP for Gimbel constituency September 2020 to present.

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Just invited foreigners to my court. Ecstatic to learn about their religious ideologies!! #tolerance #globalconnections #supporterofart

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Just discovered some emojis. I suppose my aesthetic could be described as: ☀️🌞🪐🌌
#centerstar #astrology #thecolausystem

[AP World MP @apworldMP]

All this fighting and I still can't manage to sew my coat back together - winters are rough here. Some new disease coming around too. #notexcited #gunsatmydoorstep #isthisdiseasethestomachflu

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@APWORLD9 haven't heard of new york yet... is that in the newfangled new world? old york wasn't that great to begin with, why name something after it?

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#URGENT : the tower is LEANING! #pizza

this is almost as crazy as the time that i saw freckles on the sun... WHICH ARE uh PERFECT ...right hehe?

europe remember SCIENCE SAYS:
God wake up, #flawless
Post up, #flawless
Ridin' round in it, #flawless
Flossin on that, #flawless

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today's news:
1) russian famine woke up in beast mode
2) Yerofey Khabarov was born

but im only "technically associated" with russia... so enough about that... back to me:

i found out my birthday was the same day i was born... life is crazy man #mythinkingface #OG #siberiYUH

[AP WORLD @APWORLD9]

are you #outandabout in the #newworld ?

wanna look your best? i have an offer for you!

fox-skin, sheep-skin, beaver-skin...

sale going for any skin you like (except human skin)... all sales final until circa 1610

** offering mink fur for extra $ **

#newyorkfashionweek

[AP World MP @apworldMP]

Who doesn't love war against the entirety of Europe? Habsburgs more like Loserburgs... #canttouchme #3sultans #knightstothetop

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@APWORLD9 #heliocentricsolarsystem #revelations

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@APWORLD9 hmm, haven't heard of new york yet... is the one of the places in the fabled new world?

[AP World MP @apworldMP]

Just found out you can sail from Europe to Asia. Anyone free for my next trip? Tentative date 1500. Don't pencil it in your schedule quite yet though. #theybettermakemeacountforthis #portugaltrades #mayhavewreckedashipthough

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Just built a new library, it's gigantic. Don't even know how to read though. Anyone free tomorrow to teach? #thepeopleloveme #religioustolerance #brbgonnacommissionsomemorebooks

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Some apple just bonked me on the head. Fall much? Very frustrated right now - why do things have to fall? Would be a lot easier if they could just not. #thinkidiscoveredscience #gonnawriteabookaboutthis #23andalwayslearning

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@firstaccounthi1 Took you this long?

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Ugh... just went to the DHDC (Department of Horse-Drawn Carriages) and they said that the government forces me to register my horse. When did I give them the authority to force this? #ukborn #socialcontract #peoplepower