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I’m here for a good time, not a long time. | 25 | she/her | 🤠

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@whutthehicks As your reading friend, I can’t believe you didn’t ask me. I read several memoirs, but idk if that’s what you’re after.

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Pt 2

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I purchased the two girliest Halloween costumes that are guaranteed to irritate men this Gal-O-ween 💅🏻🎃

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Pt 1

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@lousiferr Agree with this take, and I love ZB. I literally have lyrics tattooed on me (not those) 🤣

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Found out I passed my boards this morning 🤠

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As of yesterday, I have my masters degree. As someone who was in and out of foster care & always below the poverty line, this achievement seemed so far out of reach at times. Here I am though 🥲🤠

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Stevi said Dede. I’m crying

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I appreciate that she has gotten so many people into reading over the few years, but they just are not good. I’m not a book snob by any means, either. I read straight smut 70% of the time. 🤣

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I immediately cringe when someone says they love Coleen Hoover books.

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#NewProfilePic

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I’m kinda wanting a fuck ass bob…

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It’s v rare that I make appearances at public events in wyco m, but I guess I’ll go it for my niece. 😅

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My Roman Empire is the Twilight saga.

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I need another Halloween event to attend bc I have another costume I want to do.

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Jennifer’s Body is the ultimate female horror film. She eats men? Good for her

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I’m in a happy, healthy relationship, but that doesn’t stop me from blaring the entire Rolling Up the Welcome Mat EP regularly.

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@_KrissTEN_ It literally was no different than an amber alert. I remember the SAME emergency signal going off all the time on the TV when I was a kid as a test. You can’t fix stupid. 😂

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I wish I could say I was shocked at how dumb folks are acting over this emergency alert. Someone I know literally posted it can cause radiation. 😂😭

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@izzzaaab Lucky you, you escaped the radiation 😂

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@briannaaaaax3 The creatures of Wyco in their finest hour.

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I just seen another local post that said they’re wrapping their phone in foil 😂😭

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Y’all mfs shouldn’t be allowed to breed.