aquilaa

I mean, suck it up, be a man and rub some dirt on it

[Peperami Animal @Peperami]

We’ve found our #Eurovision winner. #SLO: “Come on sing it together!” Irish Bloke: “What?!”
#Eurovision2018

[𝓚𝓪𝓳𝓪𝓴 ☝️🤓 @AlltGenast]

Trampade barfota på en mördarsnigel så den sipprade upp mellan tårna. Måste nu amputera min fot. Drastiskt men nödvändigt.

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Way too much pressure...

[hej det är jag @anderssofilippa]

När någon frågar hur det går i skolan och man ba

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Taking a nap is always so risky, like when will I wake up? In thirty minutes? In 3 hours? In 9 years? No one can be sure.

[Orny Adams @Ornyadams]

My favorite thing to do at the supermarket is tap the watermelon for ripeness like I know what the hell I'm doing. It's a spectacle.

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

"what are you twelve"

yeah on a scale of one to ten

bitch

[Klägget @KlaggetNU]

Tycker vi startar taggen #minnsninärSD och fyller den med saker som SD helst glömmer. Tex Söder jämförde homosexuella med pedofiler #svpol

[aquilaa @aquilaa]

Let's urge Tanzania President @jmkikwete to stop evicting thousands #Maasai people for game hunting. Sign & RT http://t.co/tV8f5OFhls

[aquilaa @aquilaa]

http://t.co/fjvjtPnaKx - Best advice EVER! ;)