BD

Available for after-dinner speeches

[BD @aquillinus]

A man of the people!

[BD @aquillinus]

@AlisonLloydd_

[BD @aquillinus]

Good morning to all my friends and family! Heres a reminder to take it easy today, listen to some ~groovy~ beats and laugh! #RealTalk #RealTweet

[BD @aquillinus]

Only nuts. At a push a wasabi pea - but that’s an exception maybe in Tokyo. Almonds, cashews, peanut and pistachios only elsewhere.

No ifs, no buts. No corn in my nuts.

[BD @aquillinus]

Not sure how to report this, but stop putting crispy corn bits in mixed nuts. No one wants it , you tight bastards!

[BD @aquillinus]

I have a good role and idea for a movie - - might be big. Great producer. hear you're @KevinSpacey looking for work - DM me if interested.

[BD @aquillinus]

Bring back double breasted

[BD @aquillinus]

Hard work puts you where good luck can find you

[BD @aquillinus]

Cheers to the freaken weeken (I’ll drink to that)

[BD @aquillinus]

Best advice I’ve every had: if you can, find a good tailor, hairdresser and cleaner and stick with them for life.

[Everyone's Favourite Jim @JimmerUK]

“What is the charge? Dating a boy? A succulent legal boy?"

[BD @aquillinus]

So into eamonn firing at will lol get it

[Eamonn Holmes OBE @EamonnHolmes]

Schofield has finally been caught out ... But he's not the only guilty party. 4 high members of Itv management knew what sort of man he was ...and NEVER once took action to prevent him controlling or taking advantage of his position over young people.

[angel @angelmendoza___]

your honor my client needs to take his bereal

[STV News @STVNews]

Lewis Capaldi presented with statue by pupils at former school. https://t.co/MZH5dAZ2k1

📷 Credit: Wattie Cheung

[BD @aquillinus]

Does me being at the gym waiting for it to open make me better than those indulgent and soft 7am-ers? Probably yes

[BD @aquillinus]

Nothing quite compares to the smugness of getting an 0630 work out in

[BD @aquillinus]

Missing Barack Obama 😢

[BD @aquillinus]

thinking about someone thinking up captions for their Instagram is my biggest ick

[BD @aquillinus]

Ides of March will get you