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Do numbers & stay humble 🏁

[Mikey 〽️ @miikey11_]

The day ends at 4pm, it’s impossible to get out of bed in the morning because it’s so dark, you can’t sit outside, it’s depressing, cold and miserable. Winter is the pits. Don’t let a week of slightly uncomfortable temperatures deceive you.

[🧍🏻‍♀️ @sc__02]

This over 7am car frost and 4pm darkness ANY DAYYYY

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

A kurd that plays for Germany has scored more goals in this World Cup than the entire turkish team, this world Cup has been worse than WW1 for Turkey

[sj @316simsim]

First in my bloodline to read this sentence

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

We slapped that Coutinho money on bitcoin

[A 🏄🏽‍♂️ @ar0123_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

In Yemen, 90% of men and 50% of women chew khat daily. A quarter of all their household income is spent on this plant.

Alcohol is haram, but they are all drug addicts. Make it make sense.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK economy basically works like this:

Get paid £2,000.

Give £900 to a landlord. Give £200 to the council. Give £150 to energy companies. Give £300 to supermarkets. Give £300 to car insurance and fuel.

Spend the rest surviving until next payday.

Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for £37,000 in 1988 about how you need to stop buying coffees and cancel subscriptions.

[G @Gideoomatic]

They might have been telling the truth about this Bouaddi brother. He's cold

[Ilyaz 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @AomineReborn]

World Cup opener scored by a brother 😭❤️

[T @Toytweets_]

Sam finally got some play and now he’s moving mad #loveisland

[🇵🇸 عادل @adil_s11]

happy birthday to the greatest English midfielder in the stadium right now and in history. don’t mention basmati rice ever again

[Heki @hekitike9]

Eid Mubarak 🤍

[Asim @asim_lfc]

This might be the best Salah quote ever. Stick it up at the Axa. #LFC

[Ł🇫🇷🇪🇬 @lamzszn]

Highest goal contributions to a league title win:
10) Ronaldo 07/08(46.2%)
9) Maradona 89/90(46.2%)
8) Ronaldo 11/12(48.7%)
7) Henry 03/04(50%)
6) Messi 10/11(51.6%)
5) Messi 17/18(51.7%)
4) Messi 12/13(55.2%)
3) Messi 14/15(55.6%)
2) Messi 18/19(56%)
1) Salah 24/25(57.5%)🇪🇬👑

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Conquered it all.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Always our Egyptian King. Thank you for everything, Mo 👑

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Pep Guardiola is much more than just an unbelievable manager.

He spoke up for the people of Palestine, Sudan and Congo while others looked away.

Pep used his platform to defend our shared humanity. That will never be forgotten. Thank you, Pep.

[A 🏄🏽‍♂️ @ar0123_]

Funny tweet but all jokes aside Scousers would take over London in a week

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

Djed-Spence going world cup with a broken jaw and Trent not going and his jaw is fine. More evidence that people from London are stronger than people from Liverpool. If you want more examples I can tell you. Only Birmingham can fight us, maybe Manny. Liverpool rubbed, I knew it

[SeanySpaces @SeanySpaces]

Mo is right, the managers shite.

[Gbemiga @Gbemiga__A]

Salah isn’t bigger than the club but he is bigger than Arne Slot that’s for sure. Matter of fact when they hand him the Mic on Sunday he should diss Slot AGAIN.