Lexie

@luupylupa 🦊 devils & chita 🦄 if you steal photos, you really suck & i hate you 🥰 team chaos groom & photographer 💙

[Small Town Murder @MurderSmall]

James and Jimmie will be hosting a Very Small Town Murder Halloween Spectacular! We can only hope it won't give you too much of a fright!
WHEN: October 27, 2022 at 5:30 PM PT
WHERE: https://t.co/E6I20ojsHI

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

A scratch on your glasses while working on a computer is enough to cause murders.

[Dark Forest (Mark) @myhauntedforest]

Join us in October for the most unique haunt experience in Western Washington. Tickets on sale now. https://t.co/oFFYxMEmxJ
Want to be part of the cast PM for open casting call information.

[Lj @Parlantisnpolos]

are your 20’a supposed to be this shitty & hard? will it ever get better?

[filmaroni @filmaroni]

Can’t stop laughing at how petty and absolutely correct Tim Curry was here

[Hacienda Nápoles Hippos @285Slim]

Y’all heard “sex education for kindergartners” and immediately took it to extremes

Teaching children the appropriate names for body parts and how to avoid somebody touching them inappropriately is normal lmao

[Lexie @ar_priest]

@theirnewstart @cpalsabrook3 The same people that think it’s 22000$ instead of $22000

[Sea Bass @Justus_Seiber]

After a series of unfortunate twitter suspensions and a bad case of “hatin me cuz they ain’t me” I am going to do this giveaway of 1 set of earrings. Just whatever you want I’ll make you on earrings. Just retweet and winner will be drawn on Monday.

[Joe Brannan @_Joeyfootball_9]

A student raised their hand during class today as I was teaching and asked me to come to their desk. They pointed at their laptop screen, which was showing my high school stats, and asked why I threw so many interceptions. For the first time in my life I was utterly speechless.

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[asiankatie @KatieGebauer]

can we plz normalize saying, “I don’t know enough about that to have my own opinion” instead of just bandwagon jumping what the media decides to highlight?

[rach @rach_taylorr98]

bc the original tweet was deleted x

[Amanda @TypicalHorseGrl]

Y’all pissed off Bill Nye

[☁️ @skyehitchcock]

I mean she’s not wrong

[Kali ✨ @KALdressage]

chestnut geldings are secretly mares in disguise. have you EVER met a chestnut gelding that wasn't a complete DIVA? 😂🧡💅🏼

[industrial grade @losergradesteel]

It would be a shame if horse twitter taught people how to push cops off their police horses....like teaching them that pushing up on one foot, pushing it up and out of the stirrup, would easily dislodge a rider and make them fall off faster than pulling them off the side does..

[Lexie @ar_priest]

@KHarnch1 do the pikeur have back pockets?