A.R. Russ

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conference Realignment Continues As Florida State Joins Ivy League https://t.co/UoZL9pO4zu

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On Bed https://t.co/4rMZzqLcbb

[A.R. Russ @ar_russ]

@MerriamWebster I don't think that is a real word. I'm going to have to look this up in the...wait.

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

Yo-Yo Ma brightened the days of some MA residents Saturday when he gave an impromptu performance after receiving his second dose of the COVID-19 vaccine at Berkshire Community College. Take a listen to his beautiful performance! #yoyoma #berkshire

STORY: https://t.co/icbYd64j1a

[Frankie Paris @fparises]

Happy Saturday to everyone but especially Yo-Yo Ma who got his second dose at our local vaccine clinic today and played a concert for everyone during the 15 min waiting period

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine. 

@VUMChealth

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Twitter, you figured out our cryptic message.

If this gets 21K retweets, we'll make it happen.

RT to Make Teal Primary, #DUUUVAL

[A.R. Russ @ar_russ]

@JayGlazer @TomBrady Didn’t we already pay him enough in PPP Loans?

[A.R. Russ @ar_russ]

@joelpollak When they stand that close to nazis, it’s hard not to paint them with the same brush.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

.@GOPLeader McCarthy congratulates Biden and Harris, says he's proud of them.

No acknowledgement that he pushed the Big Lie they didn't win, joined that mendacious TX AG lawsuit, voted to disenfranchise AZ and PA voters based on lies AFTER the terrorist siege.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

We have another chance.

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

*cut to Melania on Air Force One*

BARRON!

[Lauren Camera @laurenonthehill]

A very personal thread about this story and why I increasingly believe addressing the rot caused by QAnon will be one of the Biden administration’s most important and most difficult tasks. https://t.co/oe1jNGYG4R

[Vladimir Duthiers @vladduthiersCBS]

When a mob stormed the Capitol, one officer was the last line of defense as rioters surged forward in search of the Senate chamber.

Mark Strassman has more on the heroic actions of Capitol Police officer Eugene Goodman for @CBSEveningNews w/@NorahODonnell

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me old-fashioned but I don't think a president who incites a coup against the U.S. government deserves a $200,000 pension for the rest of his life, along with a million-dollar travel budget, all financed by U.S. taxpayers. Just sayin.

[schmoyoho, accent on the yo @schmoyoho]

Animaniacs is the key to all of this

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[@RobKutner @ApocalypseHow]

From "emoluments" on Day 1 to "25th Amendment" on Day 1447, this presidency has been a 4-year "Schoolhouse Ragnarok."