Ash ♕

retired professional sports tweeter turned marketer.

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

And this is how the zombie apocalypse starts…

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Scientists found yeast growing inside the guts of a frozen mummy for thousands of years.

They used it to create a “very, very good” sourdough bread. https://t.co/WmLfBroRIz

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Not Peabo!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Peabo Bryson, singer-songwriter behind ‘Beauty and the Beast’ and ‘A Whole New World,’ has died at the age of 75.

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Pain

[Alabama Softball @AlabamaSB]

Alabama's 2026 season comes to an end in the Women's College World Series semifinals💔

#Team30 #RollTide #WCWS

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Sigh

[Alabama Softball @AlabamaSB]

Alabama is down to its final three outs

#Team30 #RollTide #WCWS

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Well it was not our season

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Almost

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

What race is burgundy?

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Ignore the shaping I was trying a new technique but I used sourdough discard in my bagels and 🤯

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Maybe we’ll win if I don’t watch

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

This Texas tech series to lose at this point. We are not locked in

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Cries in eastern standard time

[Alabama Softball @AlabamaSB]

Texas Tech wins it on a walk-off home run

The two teams will play again in approximately 45 minutes with the winner advancing to the Women's College World Series finals

#Team30 #RollTide #WCWS

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Damn

[Alabama Softball @AlabamaSB]

T7 | JENA YOUNG TWO-RUN SHOT AND WE ARE TIED!

Alabama 4, Texas Tech 4

#Team30 #RollTide #WCWS

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Well the positive is there will be another game played still got time

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

I do not want to play Texas if we do win tonight. Sigh

[Alabama Baseball @AlabamaBSB]

LET’S HOST A SUPER.

#RollTide

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Rough day for UCLA

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Where is the grounds crew?

[Ash ♕ @ar_wise]

Not the sprinklers going off