HELEN OF TROY
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson
The most beautiful woman in ancient Greece is back, and she's done with everyone's nonsense. When Paris (Elliot Page) climbs her balcony with a rose, Helen (Samuel L. Jackson) accidentally kicks off the Trojan War, while King Menelaus (Kevin Hart) realizes his navy was apparently funded by interns.
Starring:
• Samuel L. Jackson — Helen of Troy
• Kevin Hart — King Menelaus
• Elliot Page — Paris
• Barack Obama — Menelaus
• Michelle Obama — Achilles
Hold my beer for the second part, it's gonna be even more unhinged.
Btw, my YT channel is STILL demonetized. Maybe @TeamYouTube will finally bestow me with a human review? One can hope.
“Al Gobierno se le olvidó una letra en ‘Dmocracia’ y Vox se ha quedado con TODA la marca.
España, el único país donde hasta la democracia (sin h) acaba en manos de la oposición antes que en el BOE. ”
Vox le ha quitado al Gobierno la marca de ropa antes de que salga el primer calcetín: han registrado “Dmocracia” a su nombre y ahora el “uno” se queda sin “su” democracia ni con h.
👉 El Gobierno monta una marca de ropa llamada “Dmocracia”.
👉 Vox se adelanta y registra la marca para uso comercial el 9 de julio.
👉 La oficina marca el estado como “en tramitación”, así que el “gol” está en proceso, no ganado del todo.
The new coalition government between the People's Party (PP) and VOX in Andalusia has agreed to end the Arabic Language and Moroccan Culture Programme (PLACM), meaning the regional government will not renew its participation in the scheme.
The program currently operates in more than 90 public schools and high schools across Andalusia, with 38 schools in Almería alone, around 40% of all participating schools in the region, making it the province most affected by the decision.
PLACM was created under a bilateral agreement between Spain and Morocco to allow pupils of Moroccan origin to learn Arabic and Moroccan culture.
Classes are voluntary, held outside normal school hours, and taught by teachers appointed by the Moroccan authorities in coordination with Spain's Ministry of Education.
The coalition agreement also commits the new regional government to promote respect for Spanish customs and traditions in schools and reject what it describes as foreign interference or initiatives that undermine Spain's national identity.
Once Andalusia formally withdraws from the national agreement, the participating schools will stop offering the program as part of their extracurricular educational activities.
🎥🔴🚨New York, NY.
Ejemplo de comportamiento simio.
La gravedad es racista y mierda.
Debemos descolonizar la gravedad racista.
Otro científico poniendo a prueba su hipótesis.
I got this video and I am highly disappointed. This is one of the useless and immoral type of priest I have seen in my life. Someone who doesn't have sense of sacred.
German priest delivers hip hop homily
Paquistán 🇵🇰
Se capturó a un hombre paquistaní en compañía de un menor de edad cerca de uno de los hoteles en el Día de San Valentín.
El incidente volvió a poner el foco en el fenómeno conocido como "bacha bazi", una práctica atroz en la que se explota a niños.