Ana Flávia

[lia @tallsnail]

pregnancy dreams be like

2am: epic tale where a witch steals my baby, i'm enslaved to her for a decade, my sons ultimately grow to be blood rivals

3am: the costco food court has begun offering banana splits

4am: i am faced with the impossible task of breastfeeding a toucan

[Joe Flipperhead @FKR102445]

Alessi interview:

Asked about the investigation:

“We’ve seen the evidence. We’ve seen it up close. This should not be over by ANY stretch.”

Don’t ever stop swinging Bobby Balboa

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Who decided to put @elonmusk and Barron Trump beside of each other.

The difference in energy is hilarious 🤣

[MV33Racing🏎 @MV33Racing]

Still flabbergasted how Max Verstappen qualified ahead of the McLarens with this rear wing🤯

[Ellen Datlow @EllenDatlow]

PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting Nov & they're banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings >Data & Privacy > Manage shared info >Personalized shopping, & toggle that shit off

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

No innuendo will top this 😭 #GBBO #bakeoff

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

We really don’t have a president.

Biden completely FORGOT he was at a press conference with the Prime Minister of India.

The entire world is laughing at us.
This guy is COOKED.

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Hey I know you can't buy groceries and you're on track to never own a home, but have you considered that Kamala Harris is a woman and black?

[taimur @taimurabdaal]

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[Jeff Nascimento @jnascim]

A queda da Flávia Saraiva: 😰😨😱
A Flávia falando sobre: 😂🤣😂

#Paris2024

[Massinha F1 @MassinhaF1_]

Novo comercial da Red Bull

[Pedro Menezes @P_droMenezes]

O roteirista do Brasil tá em Hollywood. Joe Biden marcou um evento público pra mostrar que ele não tá senil e disse:

“Vou continuar na disputa! Vou vencer Donald Trump! Eu vou vencer ele de novo em 2020!”

[Pedro Henrique Tunes @PedroHTunes]

Um trem que não entra na minha cabeça é que orca come TUDO, mas nunca comeu (nem matou) um ser humano na natureza?????

[Danny De Urbina @dannydeurbina]

WATCH: Three-time Catholic Super Bowl Champ Harrison Butker left STUNNED as graduates ERUPT into APPLAUSE after dropping most important message for young women during Commencement TRUTH NUKE:

"You have had the most diabolical lies told to you..."

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

USA

An anti Catholic terrorist was arrested after entering a Catholic Church with a rifle, intending to massacre children and families during a First Holy Communion ceremony in Abbeville, Louisiana

[Ana Flávia @araavil]

@BarstoolMSU Dr. Prem Chahal of the EE department. The humblest most dedicated professor ever. Also Dr. Mukammala but he left for UPenn the semester after

[ThelRaiser🏳️‍⚧️🦌👻 @EPM106]

Funniest concept in the world. Two equally abrasive men, one is among the leading scholars in his field, the other is a Twitch streamer who just found out about the topic six months ago. Watch them argue for six hours

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

I said to my girl…can $70 buy this entire shelf and she started laughing to herself like she was Sephiroth while saying “Men” under her breath

[MSU College of Engineering @MSU_EGR]

Michigan State University students and an instructor use a king-sized slide rule in a classroom. A caption for this 1941 photo says use of a slide rule is a must for studying engineering, mathematics and other technical fields. Image courtesy of MSU Archives.