Idk where this is from originally, but I found this quote and it represents exactly how I got where I am now so wanted to share
“If I waited until I got all my ducks in a row I'd never cross the street. Sometimes you gotta gather up what you got & make a run for it”
the most important step in getting healthy is figuring out the unique combination of weird shit you're going to mix into Greek yogurt for the rest of your life
Now that I’m done with OBGYN, just a PSA to all residents out there: When I ask you as a med student if I should preround on a patient on the week of our shelf exam, I am being nice, you are supposed to say no 😭
Sent my mom a video of Arab aunties playing soccer together and suggested it would be fun to see her and her friends do that together and she got offended 😭 ma’am if you have adult Arab children, you are an auntie, it’s not an insult it’s just reality
@EdgyGookie Thank god you said that, I looked it up and yep I’ve been doing the ones considered harder than the real thing 😪 I might crank out one more form tomorrow but otherwise focus on review videos (ex: dr high yield) & maybe UWorld incorrects since I finished first pass on Sat
Unless I fail the shelf which is entirely possible (failed my first CMS form yesterday)
Also I didn’t see a single vaginal delivery the entire rotation, my second week on L&D I told them I didn’t see any in my first week and they still didn’t let me see one bc of a technicality
Cherry on top for this week is last night I woke up at 2 am from a dream where a creepy man was trying to prey on me and I woke up with excruciating nerve pain in my right leg & I tried to take ibuprofen for it on an empty stomach & immediately became symptomatically hypotensive
Also I f’d up my OSCE bc I didn’t do any exam at all for one of the encounters bc we weren’t supposed to do pelvic exams but that’s all I thought was indicated for the complaint, but I prob should’ve done an abdominal exam at least anyways. Also did not use stethoscope at all
Going with man city bc Haaland is cool and I like Manchester itself and it looks like the “cheating” stuff is financial related and has nothing to do with the players, will see if I regret this later
How do I choose a premier league team? The more I hear about all the teams the more confused I am, and I don’t just want to pick my crush’s team that’s pathetic so if you watch football make a case for ur choice pls and thank you
Back in labor and delivery and I wish I wasn’t here during shelf exam week but at least the scrub tech called me pretty, thank you queen you made my day