Celi

bitches be bonkers

[ærino @sbrinnoo]

queria que essa princesa nunca tivesse feito parte de wicked…

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just heard someone on TikTok say “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. and that’s why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Call me WOKE but I'm glad the United States birth rates are at an all-time low cuz most of y'all have no fucking business having children anyways.

And that's a hill I'll die on!

[𝓓𝓲𝓭𝓲🍒 @dsceptre82]

As a society, we don't question men's bodies enough. Like as a man, why are you fat? you don't menstruate you don't have hormonal issues, you don't have PCOS, you don't bear,carry and give birth to children. So, why are you fat? why are your breasts hanging? Why is your tummy big

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me looking at the imaginary camera everytime something crazy happens

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

I don’t even listen to Cardi, but let’s be real, her kids are minors and she never marketed her music to kids. Parenting your kids isn’t Cardi’s job. What your kids hear is on you as the parent 👍🏽

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Once the boomers are out of the workforce, can we finally make the 4-day workweek and 3-day weekend the standard?

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I told my mom I wasn't attracted to a guy who liked me and she told me to give him a chance. I said guys don't give girls they're not attracted to a chance so why should I do it? Silence at the dinner table

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Devastating blow to sexy people everywhere

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Old racist ass bitch

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Why do I have to prove who I am to pay a bill? If someone’s pretending to be me and wants to pay a bill, let that MF pay the bill.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

I really just wish emergency vet clinics would stop acting like $8,000 is just pocket change for the average person. 😒

[TexasTamie @TexasTamieK]

Reminder

[terefifas @terefifas]

En el momento no me enojé porque pensé que era parte del festejo, pero ya editando me di cuenta de que fue directo a mí. Real, ¿a eso van al estadio? 😐 Una vez mas se comprueba que el dinero NO DA educación. Sin palabras. 😶

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Ooooh hold your nigga tight because Big mama is back outside!

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝���� @young_naeto]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

The kid has shoes, the dog has paws. The math is mathing, leave this man alone.