@mudtrout00 beta kids were first and alpha kids were second, by that logic dancestors are beta trolls even tho that's stupid and trolls shouldn't go by beta and alpha because there is no sgrub beta and sgrub alpha!
if beforan feferi was in condy's spot (aka blending in as a human on earth, betty crocker), i think she'd be dolly parton. i dunno why i think this, they just have a similar vibe. its also funny to imagine that dolly is just a benevolent alien that everyone loves