alyssa rae

[alyssa rae @araefo]

The day has come. He looked at me with pure joy and said:

“I’m hitting the driving range after work”

You’d think after 3.5 years it would get easier 😞

is there a support group I can join?

[alyssa rae @araefo]

I’ve returned to Twitter to share that Milk Street smells like hotdogs

[alyssa rae @araefo]

@heatherfyferrrr Love and hate lettuce

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Can we all agree to stay on Twitter and not go to thread?

[alyssa rae @araefo]

@MattRubino11 Everyone should have a chicken nugget at least once in their life!

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@KarmahTV Ok but what is your favorite song

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Someone is eating McDonald’s on my left and couple making out on my right. Highly recommend the orange line !

[alyssa rae @araefo]

@SebastianYJ me : who is Susa- OHHHH MY GOD

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LFG. Amazing feature on my cousin @KarmahTV as captain for the new G2 Esports Rocket League team 🥳

https://t.co/eAQrAy6YgE

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There’s nothing like a hot crispy crab Rangoon from Kowloon

[alyssa rae @araefo]

I’m all set with humans today

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Shit my sister says:

“Not going to lie I just swallowed a lemon seed”

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black licorice jelly beans are good and I’m not ashamed to admit that

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@trishbradle that’s something we should be proud of 🤝

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Unpopular opinion: this new era of auto tuned “country” music needs to go. It’s awful.

[alyssa rae @araefo]

“The wagyu beef was $550 dollars but it was a fantastic piece of beef!”

-someone’s dad on State Street

[alyssa rae @araefo]

@HeatherMorrill Omg I love you

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In the spirit of celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, I am lucky to have chosen a future husband who used to work at Papa Gino’s.

Pizza is always a 10/10.

[alyssa rae @araefo]

@SebastianYJ 😂 seb

[alyssa rae @araefo]

6 months until the wedding and Chase has decided Mambo No. 5 must be on the wedding playlist because “it really gets the people going”

Who is this man 😩

[alyssa rae @araefo]

the moon looks like a toenail tonight 🌚