Alison

No longer kid-free. I cherish my free time in the evenings - where I drink and sometimes write.

[Alison @araeo]

@glezak @41actionnews anvil and crepuscular rays over JoCo Gateway

[Alison @araeo]

Hey @sonicdrivein - your onion rings used to be good. Guess I need to specify burned/not burned. #neveragain

[Alison @araeo]

#VoiceSaveLaith

[Alison @araeo]

@glezak poor Mother Nature is really trying to rain, but not quite getting there!

[Alison @araeo]

@glezak lots of virga around Sweet Springs.

[Alison @araeo]

Oh hey, let's interview a fucking nascar driver about football instead of showing #TheXFiles, said the morons at @NFLonFOX

[Alison @araeo]

Enough with the post game crap, Fox! GIVE ME MY #XFILES

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"The bottom line is that I’m this child’s mother, and I know what’s best." https://t.co/j92eMZThXr

[Alison @araeo]

Oooh, moonshine myths. Be still my southeastern Missouri heart...

[Alison @araeo]

Dammit, I ALWAYS KNEW Rose could have made room for Jack on that board! *cries* #mythbusters #titanic

[Alison @araeo]

I should probably turn off #Mythbusters if I want to get anything done.

[Alison @araeo]

Things I have: an empty doc, one plot bunny with mange, 2 napping kids, and wine at 3pm. What I don't have: motivation. :/ #amwriting

[Alison @araeo]

I am still awake. Not good, considering my minions don't know how awesome it is to sleep past 7am.

[Alison @araeo]

#NYE isn't quite what it used to be. Taking care of young humans with a hangover isn't fun.

[Alison @araeo]

Challenging myself to write an entry for @str8thru. This 7k word limit will likely be the death of me.

[Alison @araeo]

Life according to @odonnelltw https://t.co/clFIsfDgRC

[Alison @araeo]

@odonnelltw https://t.co/URllWyAEn6

[Alison @araeo]

Sorry, @HarperCollins, I'm not going to pay you more $ for a kindle edition than the paperback. #ripoff

[Alison @araeo]

Sometimes I feel like if I have to listen to one more nursery rhyme, my brain will hop out of my head and jump off a bridge.

[Alison @araeo]

Pretty sure baby M just ate toilet paper. At least it was clean...