Rob

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"

[Amber H @ThatCheerMomOfX]

It’s safe now they said

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP. JD VANCE IS LIVID!

"Everybody repeating the lie this is some innocent woman out for a drive in MN - YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU."

"What that headline leaves out is the fact that that very ICE officer nearly had his life ENDED, DRAGGED by a car six months ago, 33 stitches in his leg, so you THINK maybe he's a little bit SENSTIVE about somebody ramming him with an automobile?!"

"What that headline leaves out is that that woman was there to interfere with a legitimate law enforcement operation in the United States of America."

"What that headline leaves out is that that woman is part of a broader left-wing network to attack, to dox, to assault, and to make it impossible for our ICE officers to do their job."

"If the media wants to tell the truth, they ought to tell the truth that a group of left-wing radicals have been working tirelessly, sometimes using domestic terror techniques, to try to make it impossible for the president of the United States to do what the American people elected him to do, which is enforce our immigration laws."

"You people in the media have been LYING ABOUT THIS ATTACK. She was trying to RAM THIS GUY with her car! He shot back. He's already been seriously wounded before!"

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[Abby Libby @abbythelibb_]

"yOu'Re BrEaKiNg InTeRnAtIoNaL lAw," they screech at the only force in the world capable of enforcing international law

[Delta9250 @deltaIV9250]

If SEALs ran this op they would’ve lost 30 dudes failed to get Maduro and then made 5 mark wahlberg movies about it plus 6-7 podcasts (sponsored by black rifle coffee company)

Delta, however, are elite.

[Fuentes Updates @FuentesUpdates]

Protestants be like “We built this country, not Catholics!!!”

You gave up to tranny priests, woman pastors, and sold the country out to Jews. You're welcome that Catholics are taking it back for you!

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

For your Christmas wish list…

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[Shadz @Shadzey1]

What country is your Twitter account based in?

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Gen-Z revolution in Mexico is now being compared to to the American Revolution. Many of the revolutionists are furious that a woman who is not catholic is running their country and they are the first Mexican generation to have access to the information they do.

The citizens of Mexico are demanding by a full separation from cartel control and are willing to die for it. This is the 4th Gen-Z revolution this year following One Piece inspired revolutions in Indonesia, Nepal, and Philippines. We are officially in the era of rebellion.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

When young people ask me what MW2 lobbies were like, I show them this clip

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[⚓TheThurston13⚓ @TheThurston13]

This dude deserves a free battlepass @Battlefield

[rumi @painsting]

unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid & the worst era to be an adult