Key thing that’s often left out of “I’m too good for MLS/it’s low quality” discourse is that you could dress up the Germany or Argentina team in Columbus Crew jerseys and 90% of the audience would not be able to notice the difference
> grew up in NYC with metro/rbny only show in town
> Arsenal/Henry/Ian Wright super fan
> never pictured with anything nycfc despite them being in a literal public private partnership with the city
Zohran: millennial temporarily embarrassed rbny fan confirmed
The rest of the world for 150 years: we love soccer and its simple, adaptable rules
Literal-minded Americans who started watching ten minutes ago: the players are committing time theft if they don’t use every second of the game to run themselves into a heart attack
Bracketing the fact that Iranian women are a highly educated demographic, incredible to time this tweet after news broke out that 80+ school girls were killed in an aerial strike.