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[allison @aramoons]

Took this picture after I puked from rollerblading but look at the light on my shirt lol

[allison @aramoons]

Christmas really is magic when you're a parent 🥹✨️🎅🏼

[theScore @theScore]

Blue Jays fans drinking $60 beers at Rogers Centre next year if they get Ohtani. 😭

[allison @aramoons]

@DonnyCrosswell @Jeffjames696969 Nov 6

[kesha @KeshaRose]

WHO'S COMING WITH ME ?
Presale tix 5.31 at 10AM local. Use code: ONLYLOVE

https://t.co/pYYwiSF2vE

[allison @aramoons]

@DonnyCrosswell Remember when I almost got smoked by that car ?? Why were we on the highway

[allison @aramoons]

This guy is still going with this? Lol the real issue here is that someone gave a 2 year old popcorn when it's a huge choking hazard..

[allison @aramoons]

well I sure am glad that the dog grew out of the stage where he tips his entire water bowl over just in time for the baby to start. #wetsocks

[allison @aramoons]

@DonnyCrosswell Little donster forevaaaa

[allison @aramoons]

@mike_scaringi @Tadds19 @UberFacts @TheBeez1588 Did you see that jerk? He dropped his notes

[allison @aramoons]

@Simpsons_tweets @Jeffjames696969 @mike_scaringi

[allison @aramoons]

FUCK Marineland. Poor thing lived such a lonely isolated life. Finally free.

[Phil Demers @walruswhisperer]

The passing of Kiska, MarineLand’s last orca marks the end of orca captivity in Canada forever. #RIPKiska

[allison @aramoons]

BYE February! You won't be missed 😌

[allison @aramoons]

This was an interesting wake up this morning

[trash jones @jzux]

so excited for the second worst month of the year (january) to end. now it’s time for the worst month of the year (february)

[allison @aramoons]

@Jeffjames696969 thanks for the info! Lol

[allison @aramoons]

these grocery stores certainly have a lot of nerve asking me to donate money while they're charging 9 dollars for lettuce.

[allison @aramoons]

@morsecode91 I've had covid 6 times lmao doesn't even phase me anymore

[allison @aramoons]

it should be illegal to play christmas shoes on the radio. i fucking can't.

[allison @aramoons]

i love my baby so much it's stupid.

[allison @aramoons]

Spotify providing me with zero new information. obsessed. @JordanCWDavis 🥰

[allison @aramoons]

renewed my work license as "inactive" because i'm on maternity leave and still had to pay 215 dollars. to not even work lol.