Aram Richard

Sometimes, things are funny.

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

It's rare to meet someone and their actual voice is the voice women universally use to make fun of men.

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

Taking the South Florida high speed rail to my next gig! Just like Europe. But I can't say "gay" so just like Europe in the 1950s.

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

SLC sky club: thought the guy at the table next to me was pitching Mormonism to the woman at his table but it turns out he was just describing a recent plot point in RuPaul's drag race

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

Watching Californication:

V: Straight and the City sucked me in. Mulder is so good.

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

This prosecutor is doing a great job of making the Arbery defendants' actions look completely ridiculous. Mostly because they were, in fact, completely fucking ridiculous. Go to prison, dumdums.

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i now have a song with billy ray cyrus and miley cyrus, i will not rest until i’ve collected every cyrus stone to harness the ultimate power.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Yes we left some guests inside the park last night. yes we’re going back for them. Calm down

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

Tesla has a great leasing option for the Model 3. And they come standard with the consequential weight of criminalizing women's medical procedures

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

Realized this morning that, "I was inside for a year" is no longer just slang for having served a prison sentence.

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

#Directout #Vivivaldy #AUDIO

https://t.co/m7MnQO6nPc

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

I think you mean, "what is, Alex Trebek died?"

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

When The Gays™ finally realize Article 13 of The Gay Agenda™ and force everyone to become gay or die, we shall be called "Conqueerstadors".

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

Things I've learned during the pandemic: involuntarily yelling "DICKHEAD" when someone REMOVES THEIR MASK TO COUGH is generally frowned upon near gate 26a of LAX airport.
#socialprotocol #itsallnew #masklessdickhead

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

@Delta is making me very happy during this crazy life scenario. Boarding back to front is what I've always thought we should be doing. It is safer and more efficient. As a way-too-frequent flyer, allow me to say that this should be a permanent solution, egos be damned.

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

I love this generation. Nothing but respect.
https://t.co/D0OAtfxJg7

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Brandishing arms at states...for exercising state's rights. So, supporting the federal government...with the arms you own to protect yourself...against the federal government. Irony or just an anesthesia hallucination with a national media stage?

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

Looking for positivity: who wants to make an updated Thriller video when we become what I'll call, "Coronenberg" monsters?

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

If you don't treat social media problems early, they could memetastasize.

[Aram Richard @aramsauce]

In honor of Dune 2020, @nickiminaj should to drop a fragrance called Spice Minaj......