Danny Arana

I have teeth. 30 of them. I live in the gap between art and life.

[Danny Arana @aranamo]

@pechi_agostina I keep getting email notifications that someone named David is visiting you. I tried emailing you but it didn’t go through. Can you tell David he is using the wrong email?

[Danny Arana @aranamo]

There was a question (answer) on @Jeopardy about Pete Holmes, even showing a picture of him. The fact that nobody even rang in is honestly such a great @peteholmes joke.

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https://t.co/zw0VDSARM5

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So many of the covid reminders in public are just things we all knew we were supposed to be doing all the time, pandemic or not. “Wash your hands”, “Stay home if you’re sick”, “Isolate the elderly”. It isn’t that hard, people.

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https://t.co/uBo5HHWYSe

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Am I the only guy that goes to Jimmy Johns just for the free smells but still tips?

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It’s an “eating sauerkraut in the dark” kinda night.

[Danny Arana @aranamo]

Margaritas++

[Danny Arana @aranamo]

#questival

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Time to order more.

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Just one more, and then another.

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Why do people find it so odd that I keep my Legos in the fridge?

[Danny Arana @aranamo]

Be consistently good.

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Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

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Moons over my hammy.

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I don't accept the the time change. If you plan on hanging out with me, come an hour early.

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But now I have Creedence on, so we should be ok.

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Ohh so THAT'S why people don't just lean a beer on their leg when they're sitting on the couch. Guess a table is a good invention.

[Danny Arana @aranamo]

Ah thanks auto-correct - you were right. I meant to type "arête" and not "after". Glacial rock comes up a lot with me. http://bit.ly/mhGCXb