a huge victory for democrats tonight. dems love losing. they love it so fucking much. the only thing they love more is blaming it on everyone but themselves.
BROKE: We need next-gen consoles so we can achieve resolutions higher than the human eye can notice.
WOKE: We need next-gen consoles so we can spawn a million physics objects to celebrate defeating a mini-boss.
A day never goes by where I don't think about climate scientists becoming incredibly excited for 2 months in 2020 when emissions levels fell to below the requirement to maintain the current state of glaciation on planet earth