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[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya Power’s unpaid electricity bills have gone up by Sh2.5 billion to Sh41.5 billion as of June 2026.

Government ministries, county governments and state corporations owe nearly Sh8 billion, while households and private businesses owe the remaining Sh33.5 billion

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

Everyone in this psych ward is awake now, hello psycho 🙃

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Being broke is a situation, not an identity. Give a focused man time, skills, and consistency, and watch him build his way up.

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

@unkonfined No content at all, just speaking randomly like a psychic

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Everyone on 𝕏 thinks they’re a creator but what exactly are they creating?

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

@Daisy_Dariann Morning to you

[Nyabs🇿🇦 @Daisy_Dariann]

Good morning friends of Nyabs ❤️😜

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

@namalwa2000 Seen one before

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

Why are prostitutes punani so dark 😫

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

@DedanK_ Need no saving. Add more

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

@Ovoboyke Therapy it is

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

Smoking weed

[Amanda @iamAmy675]

Single guys are probably masturbating like crazy every night😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Ukifungulia bibi biashara, it starts making losses from day one. Then you realize that capital injection every month is of utmost importance. But in reality, the business might actually be making profits, only that she keeps the profits in her savings. Things get so bad that she starts eating into the stock money, forcing you to step in and boost the stock. Then the cycle continues. Wanawake ni mikora!!

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

@R1tamwende The money is offered before or after?

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

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[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

@plot_twistttt Haloo😂😂
What of 2030

[Shrija @plot_twistttt]

Night sex in 1995:

• Lights off, missionary or doggy
• Quick, quiet so the kids don’t wake up
• One orgasm (hers if she’s lucky)
• Done in 8–12 minutes
• Roll over and sleep

Night sex in 2026:

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

@Orwmandazi To me I can't say no

[TheMindVox 🇨🇦 @arap_misieni]

Why is it always hard to tell a friend you quit alcohol when they ask you out

[Guok @Orwmandazi]

@arap_misieni It's not hard for me