Arap Ponte

AMBITIOUS. AMBIVERT. CHASTE. ERUDITE.SAGACIOUS.SAPIOSEXUAL.

IFB.

[Arap Ponte @arap_ponte]

#KenyaDecides I have a STRONG FEELING that @WilliamsRuto will beat @RailaOdinga hands downon 9th August,2022!

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

One of the most awkward positions to find yourself in

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The race for the World Cup golden boot 🔥

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 NORWAY MAKE HISTORY AS HAALAND SHOW ELIMINATE BRAZIL FROM THE WORLD CUP! 💥🇳🇴

Brazil go home at round of 16. ❌🇧🇷

Who’s been your Man of the Match?

[Arap Ponte @arap_ponte]

@RichieHub_ @SafaricomPLC Nyinyi Bure Kabisa!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Pornography is one of the worst things to ever happen to humanity

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The internet is too fast

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Jimmy Wanjigi has lost my respect

[Arap Ponte @arap_ponte]

@JimiWanjigi @rigathi Working with Gachietha is liberating Kenya?

[LordMarven @Lord_Marven1]

🤣😂🤣🤣

[Turner🥲 @HKebeya]

Lakini men can be so daring. Sasa ikiwa Kuna mtu aliconvince, akabembeleza Aoko hadi akatinga mimba then wanaume wapewe heshima. Huyo jamaa should be found and he should address the nation.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇩 OFFICIAL: England 🆚 DR Congo in World Cup RO32!

Who’s going to next round?

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Tell me a politician who since 1963 played the tribal card so openly and always as a sword against other Kenyans more than H.E Rigathi Gachagua...tell me...

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

KTN News became ruthless when

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Iranian player Mohebi really did the gun shooting celebration at the USA crowd 😭

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Please God, let this happen because it would be so f*cking funny.

[Fowowe 💰 @seunfowowe]

@BafanaBafana You had one job on that field, and Mexicans took it.

The Mexicans took your job. Again.

[T-BAG🩺🩺 @tbagcity]

First rule ya kubargain ni kushtuka sana ukiambiwa bei😂😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Hawa anti counterfeit wanajua Kuna sukari ya mumias imejaa Kenya and mumias sugar company is not milling sugar ama tunyamaze tu.

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

A teacher has said;If your child was sent home because of strike or unrest in school do these to make them uncomfortable at home:

• 5.30 am - 7.00 am : Morning preps
• 7.00 am -7.30 am : Showers, cold water
• 7.30 am - 8.00 am : Breakfast ( strong tea/porridge)
• 8.00 am - 13.00 pm : Studies/ Helping in the farm
• 13.00 pm - 13.30 pm : Lunch, chenye imepatikana
• 13.30 pm - 16.30 pm : Studies/back to the farm
• 16.30 pm - 17.00 pm : Showers, cold water
• 17.00 pm - 19.30 pm : Helping with house chores/Animals
• 19.30 pm - 20.30 pm : Dinner, chenye imepatikana
• 20.30 pm - 10.00 pm : Night Preps
• 10.00 pm - 5.30.30 am : Lights off/ Sleep.

NOTE:
• No phone
• No visiting, or hosting friends
• No TV, Radio, Playstation, etc
• No special meals - they left food back at school
• No shopping, or pocket money when going back to school
• Dirty clothes cleaned every three days
• House must be sparkling clean at all times
• House walls cleaner after every 3 days
• Animal shed cleaned every week.

[Troy @New_air_bender]

Wacha wenye wanataka kuchoma shule wachome. Tuko nyuma sana kwa syllabus