Ara

[ᥫ᭡. @anthologyrry]

jason sudeikis lying infront of a car son or channing tatum burner daughter

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I REFUSE to use my pattern recognition skills when it comes to getting sick. This sore throat IS something different this time.

[beam 🛸 @crowdedmmovie]

phoebe bridgers wins grammy for coming up with most beautiful elegant way to call paul mescal a bum

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[Thee esthi gyal @simoneashley_]

ithaca is not that far from turkey sister, maybe!

[canadian princess @hisfavstepdad]

how it feels to be someone who puts music on their instagram posts and stories

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

For his contribution to cinema with movies like kissing booth and wuthering heights

[luna ⌂ @mo7ions1ckn3ss]

Me gusta que a paul mescal ninguna mujer lo quiera lo suficiente como para pelearse con otra por él

[Vasilisa @vasilisonka]

there was no plot reason to put him in this situation, they just wanted to slut him out (respect)

[Fati @hktrashbagz]

yk kendall jenner is really a lesbian because she only dates hot guys, real straight bitches always go for fuglies

[tallulah bankhead @diandrasdiandra]

the concept of 60 minutes australia sending out their hottest reporter as a way to play mind games with the looksmaxer

[sydney @demiurgently]

imagine grinding at an excel job for 7 hours & coming home to 800 sq ft new build apartment with wall-to-wall beige carpet. and your girlfriend of five years just made nyt cooking sheet pan dinner

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

I dont know how to explain it but i only have until the end of March

[miri @mishtimere]

sorry but I just can’t be with you…. we have a swag gap that is far too large to be ignored

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I have whatever was wrong with her

[✄ @s1ckt1r3d]

using hinge feels like participating in eugenics prostitution and corporate sales

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

can i come over and leave my hair all over the place

[misto @mistowho]

i thought bdsm stood for buddhism