Facing eternity, Satan told #Trump he & #Epstein would spend the rest of time as eunuchs guarding a harem of young, beautiful women. They couldn’t have sex & would suffer if they touched the girls. Epstein was devastated, but Trump figured it was like living with #Melania!
The #Knicks were able to overcome the bad karma that NY’s biggest loser, #DonSnoreleone, brought Monday night. With #Trump safely back in Washington, bringing his loser karma to the #GOP by declaring he likes inflation, the Knicks were able to come back to defeat the #Spurs!
#DementiaDon admits his prime goals are to build his monuments to himself and to hiding the #TrumpEpsteinFiles. This is mortal blow to #GOP mid-term hopes. Only the #Trump cult & the spineless R’s in congress would not react to this with an immediate impeachment.
#Trumpflation
After causing cancellation of a free watch party & forcing fans to endure hours of security, #DozyDon fell asleep during game 3 of the finals. Not even the boos could keep him awake. #Trump also brought his”karma” as NY’s biggest loser to end the #Knicks 13 game winning street!
#DelusionalDonald posted an AI generated image of him dunking on NY governor #Hochul. Clearly fantasy as #Trump would be hard pressed to leap 6 inches even in his prime. Of course #BonspurBoy didn’t put #Obama in his basket ball hallucination. That for Trump would be a nightmare!
Claiming #Trump is tough on fraud given his history is rich! He was convicted on 34 criminal counts of fraud. His company was convicted of fraud. His CFO went to prison. His charity & #TrumpUniversity were judged to be fraudulent. And he pardoned over 70 rich fraudsters.
This is a corrected design of the #Trump bill. First, at $250, it’s grossly over valued. We reduced that to 25 cents to reflect #DimDon’s true worth as President & as a person. Also, since they used #CrookedDonald’s mug shot picture, we incorporated his prisoner number.
#Trump sheeple can hardly wait for the big cage match at the #WhiteHouse! Nothing excites the #MAGA crowd more than gratuitous violence. Who knows the Orange Marauder may even jump into the ring himself!
#UFCWhiteHouse#UFCFreedom250
Although there is only one letter difference between pedicure and Pedo Cure, there is a big difference in results! The first is good for one person, the second would be huge for the entire country!
#Trump#PedoDonald#PedoTrump#EpsteinTrumpFiles#EpsteinTrumpCoverup
When people wonder what #KatieMiller ever found attractive in #StevenMiller, remember she is every bit as cruel as he is. Instead of foreplay, he just shows her this photo of him checking on children he had thrown in cages on the boarder! It excites her every time!
#Trump does not look well! Sadly, we cannot expect honest answers from those in the White House. How many times has the press been admonished for asking legitimate questions.
#TrumpHealth#JustBlinking#BoorishNoddingoff
#Trump is so excited for UFC Freedom 250 that he is considering an appearance in the octagon himself. Here he is training with #StevenCheung at Mar a Lago. Of course with their physiques, this is more Sumo Freedom 350!
#UFCWhiteHouse
#BoorishNoddinoff attended today’s cabinet meeting at the White House. Of course #Trump’s people will claim “he is just blinking” and “he is the most alert President to ever serve”.
Fixed it! No one believes “Perfect Health” but we do know #LyingDonald & the #White_House would never admit anything was wrong! The EMTs could be carrying #Trump out under a sheet & the White House would tell us “he’s just blinking”.
#Trump#Physical#DementiaDon
#UFCWhiteHouse proves one thing - you don’t need to be born poor and rural to be #whitetrash! #Trump showed you could grow up in Queens in a wealthy family & still lack class! His parents should have named him Bubba instead of Donald.
#BubbaTrump
Although the $1.8M grift deal worked out between #Trump’s lawyer & Trump’s lawyers “precluded” Trump from collecting from the fund, it included a “ get out of jail free” clause to save Trump family’s asses. It excuses all Trumps from tax audits. Tax cheating’s Trump family value!
Correction: #Trump is the biggest #grifter to ever occupy the #Oval_Office. The promises he kept were to the #EpsteinClass who he promised to protect and make richer. The rest of us he is screwing royally!
A 22-foot golden statue of Donald Trump was dedicated on May 6, 2026, at the Trump National Doral Miami golf resort in Florida. One wonders if the “Christians” exalting #Trump gave thought to #Exodus_32 or the fact he violated at least 9 of 10 commandments!