Me: how do I do taxes?
School: here’s a recorder
Me: what is a credit score?
School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this
Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan?
School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.
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Nurse goes in to start IV:
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Patient: l hope you’re good. I’m a really hard stick.
[In Starbucks]
Barista: Enjoy your coffee!
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Me: You too!