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I have opinions on topics I’m not even informed about.

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

you’re in his DMs. i’m in his DMs. some random bitch is also in his DMs. that’s because he is a slut.

[Dr silly @chocymilkluvr98]

Gf who micro cheats did nothing wrong

[B… @branmattic]

Real tears LMFAO!

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

You know she felt cunt af in this too and went home conflicted

[.:•*✧* BANKROLL *✧*•:. @BBYKUSHKEN]

i hate when ugly ass niggas follow u & unfollow u a trillion times tryna get ur attention

[Bob "The" 𝔻𝕌₡𝕂 🪔 @punished_bobda]

I'm a single 40 year old millenial woman who makes six figures scheduling meetings and this is the deepest thing I've ever seen

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

dating apps disturb the ecosystem and the natural order of who you are and are not supposed to meet

[Sophie @oldhagposting]

When the twitter video ends and you end up watching Desperate Housewives and Everybody Hates Chris from clipfarming accounts

[djoomf @djoomf]

When the doctor’s office AI receptionist makes typing noises after you speak

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

i’m so tired of amicable divorces. if you get along so great and you’re “best friends” stfu and stay together

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Ienka @ankyheidi]

nah this gotta be the most kill yourself friday

[Brooke Brandtjen @BrookeBrandtjen]

nothing will radicalize young ppl faster than seeing the world they had stolen from them

[ash @tripnf4ll]

once u realize ur goated u can’t listen to shit like jeff buckley or the marias anymore

[natasha @blessedtashi]

there's only one you. LOVE HER.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

wearing my heart on my sleeve regardlessly

[Hyperion @Glycine_enjoyer]

when an egirl turns 23 but keeps posting

[╋━ @espantapiroca]

sensação de estar se relacionando com um homem